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episode V captions again... a neatness thing

#166 User is offline   StarWarsIsUs Icon

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 12:37 PM



VADER: The Force is strong with this one.

LUKE: Huh?

VADER: He could join us. Yes. He could.

LUKE: What the hell are you on about?

VADER: Ssssshhhh. Ssshhhh. Yes, he'll be a great asset.

LUKER: *turns off lightsaber and walks away*
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 10:30 AM

^when talking to yourself goes to far.


Vader: Alright you little punk, it's time to show you the meaning of "old school"
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:03 PM


Vader: "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 01:46 AM



Vader: I want to know the exact location of your hidden rebel base!!

Elmo: Me,.Elmo,.Know no-ting bout webel base

Vader: You WILL tell me where the rebels are hiding at, or die by my hands!!

Elmo: Oooo!...Ooo!...Me Elmo say your hands tickle me,..haa haa haa!,..you tickle elmo,.you make me laugh...haaa haa haa,...haa haa haaa

Vader: *Sigh*
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 02:00 AM



YOUR OPINIONS MATTER,.SO CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!!!

WHO DO YOU THINK THIS PICTURE IS OF??.........

1) PETER MAYHEW

2) ALICE COOPER

3) GREG FROM THE BRADY BUNCH



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QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
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QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 02:15 AM



emperor palpatine from star wars



...and the grim reaper (b.k.a. "death") from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Not much in difference I'd say

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QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 8 2006, 02:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Vader: I want to know the exact location of your hidden rebel base!!

Elmo: Me,.Elmo,.Know no-ting bout webel base

Vader: You WILL tell me where the rebels are hiding at, or die by my hands!!

Elmo: Oooo!...Ooo!...Me Elmo say your hands tickle me,..haa haa haa!,..you tickle elmo,.you make me laugh...haaa haa haa,...haa haa haaa

Vader: *Sigh*


That's just too funny! laugh.gif
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 05:24 AM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 8 2006, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Vader: You have failed me for the last time Commander.
Elmo. Me no Bad. Me just bit clumsy.
V: How?
E:me shop with Jar Jar
V: WHAT!
E me sorry.
*chokes*
V: Apology Accepted, Commander Elmo. Oh and thanks for the tip
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 05:16 AM

mmm... no edit button.

this one uses the above pic and is probably more ep4 but oh well... an adaptation of a scene on the tantive IV
*stormtrooper: The shopping lists are not in the main shopping bag.
Vader: Where are the shopping lists? What have you done with them?
Elmo: Me no take shopping lists. Me take me friend home.
Vader: If this is a passenger trolley, then where are the passengers?
*chokes elmo*
Elmo: Me tickle. he he he he.
*Vader throws elmo into wall*
To stormtrooopers: Tear this trolley apart if you have to, I want those plans!
To himself: Or Palpy's not gonna be happy about this. One day a week he sends me to do his shopping. Oh man, im in for it!
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 11:06 PM



Real threatening, Darth. Next time try picking on someone your own size.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:12 PM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 8 2006, 12:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


emperor palpatine from star wars



...and the grim reaper (b.k.a. "death") from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Not much in difference I'd say

tongue.gif

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I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 03:35 AM



Vader: My precioussss!!

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 07:20 PM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Oct 8 2006, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


YOUR OPINIONS MATTER,.SO CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!!!

WHO DO YOU THINK THIS PICTURE IS OF??.........

1) PETER MAYHEW

2) ALICE COOPER

3) GREG FROM THE BRADY BUNCH
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HINT: right clicking the image might help.

lets make it a litttle tougher


This post has been edited by barend: 10 April 2007 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 04 May 2007 - 10:59 AM


LUKE: "Spider-Man 3!"
VADER: "Pirates 3!"

Or...


VADER: "I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a chance. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? Think about it, hero!"

This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 04 May 2007 - 10:59 AM

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 03:42 PM

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First X3 now Spiderman
hahahahaha Aquaman
you are on a roll

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


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