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episode V captions again... a neatness thing

#31 EwokHunter

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:08 PM

Yoda: My weight, bother you will not after a short time.
Luke: Because of the Force?
Yoda: No, you idiot! CGI, I will be!

#32 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:14 PM

Coco, Barend, great stuff with John McClane and Rutger Hauer there.

"You're not getting out ice cream!"

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:28 PM

Yoda: Jog harder you must, breath through your nose you should, heavy dandraff you have!"
Luke: man, this backpack sucks... SHUT UP!!!

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:11 PM

Harrison: Look! this is my impression of Lee Harvey Oswald by the fence from JFK.

Mark: Good one Bobblehead. Let's get even Closer together so we'll be a singular target, I mean Force. Meanwhile, I'll shoot at their feet.

Carrie: Pete? Could you raise your crossbow please?

#35 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 09:47 AM

SINGERS: "Ebony, Ivory, livin' together in harmony..."

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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#36 Helena

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 12:50 PM

"Drop it, Lucas! Drop the tape and step AWAY from the Original Editions!"

"No, no, we're just good friends. Really."

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

#37 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 10:21 AM

Good one with the gang threatening Lucas to get away from the original SW editions, Hel. Wish I thought of it...

DARTH VADER: "I will destroy you!"

GREEN CROSS CODE MAN: "Just make sure you look both ways before crossin' the street when you come to destroy me there, lad."

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#38 EwokHunter

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 11:28 AM

Vader: Luke, care about your lightsaber, I have this old model for 20 years and is in perfect state

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 08:48 AM

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Oct 2 2005, 09:28 AM)

Vader: Luke, care about your lightsaber, I have this old model for 20 years and is in perfect state

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Good one, EwokHunter.

DARTH VADER: "Where do you intend to stick that saber, pretty boy?"
LUKE SKYWALKER: "I'll tell ya where I'd like to stick it!"

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:23 PM

"if you're thinking of jumping, can you try and find my old lightsabre while you're down there?"

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 09:51 AM

LANDO: "Do you like your coffee black?"
LEIA: "You know Han you could learn a lot from this Lando fellow here."

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:25 AM

Lando: You're right Han, her hands DO smell like wookie...
Han: I knew it!

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 10:05 AM

VADER: "You know Yo, I feel really bad about that whole Jedi genocide thing."
YODA: "In the annals of Jedi Hell, punished you will be."

Or...

VADER: "Time for noogies!"

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 01:48 PM

LANDO: *whispers to Leia* My room in 30 minutes...

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#45 Lord Aquaman

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