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Malicious Marine Mammals Moving... in the sea Monday, September 26, 2005
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 11:32 PM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:11 AM
It'd be too heavy. The dolphins would sink to the bottom of the ocean, and unless the terrorists are now mermaids, it'd be useless.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:25 AM
Too late. We already destroyed Atlantis, remember?
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:30 PM
QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Sep 26 2005, 04:28 PM)
I'd prefer sharks with lazers, but that's just me.
i can't beleive it took so many post to make that tie-in.
EDIT: let's try it in english...
This post has been edited by barend: 27 September 2005 - 07:35 PM
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:09 PM
OH for crying out loud. Free the dolphins, kill the sob that thought up this crazy idea.
Seriously, this is degrading to both mankind and the dolphin.
Seriously, this is degrading to both mankind and the dolphin.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:18 PM
Yeah, maybe dolphins are more intelligent than humans...that reminds me, Hitchhiker's guide
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:43 PM
i'd hate to be shot down by a dolphin
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 04:36 PM
Only because it used a weapon. If it legitimately beat you up with its dorsal fin you wouldn't mind. 
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