[Lord Aquaman]

Vader: Tarkin, you've failed me for the last time, now think about it in the corner.

*hours later*

Tarkin: But my lord, this battlestation has no corners.

Vader: What kind of person designs a ship without any corners!?

Tarkin: Well, you asked for something spherical.

Vader: I didn't mean it literally! I need corners damn you!



Vader: Aren't you glad I took you to "bring your kid to work" day?

Tarkin: *stares* My lord, you do realise she is an important lady in the rebel alliance?

Leia: Daddy, he lies! I spend all my time at the mall!

Vader: You heard her.

Tarkin: You beleive her over me?

--or--

Leia: Do we have to spend all our time in front of the viewscreen?

Vader: It's the best thing on the entire station.

Leia: You all watch the same channel! and it's boring

Vader: But it's High Def!

VADER: "Hmm, my Sith Nerve Pinch doesn't seem to be working on her. Where's Mr. Spock when you need him?"