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94)After traveling the lenght of the country and turning up on a mates doorstep who hasn't seen you in 2 years, the first thing you do is skip the 'hey how are you' and go straight to the 'can I use your phone line' in order to check the forums.
You know you spend too much time on Chefelf.com... God, I'm going to regret this.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:40 PM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 03:07 PM
95) When doing word associations, and your psychologist says anger, you say Pirate Roleplay.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 09:10 PM
QUOTE (barend @ Sep 30 2005, 12:49 AM)
91) you use reason 91 as an excuse to tell everyone that you've reached 7000 posts! (BTW I have reached 7000 posts!)
No thread, then? Strange.
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 09:31 PM
96) You are surprised at 91
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 10:12 PM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Sep 30 2005, 09:10 PM)
No thread, then? Strange.
Maybe he doesn't want to start another asterisk fight....
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Zatoichi
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 02:51 PM
97) You arrive home after doing a closing shift only to check new posts before going to sleep.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:12 PM
98) Your english project was to make another god, and you made one out of Barend.
99) You have it set to be your homepage, and you're not Chefelf.
100) You think that Pirates Vs. Ninjas, and Lemurs or Puffins, is something all presidential candidates should be asked.
101) You care that you just got to 100 in this thread.
99) You have it set to be your homepage, and you're not Chefelf.
100) You think that Pirates Vs. Ninjas, and Lemurs or Puffins, is something all presidential candidates should be asked.
101) You care that you just got to 100 in this thread.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 October 2005 - 03:20 PM
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:23 PM
102) You waste your time on a forum bitching about how bad Star Wars Prequels are, just like a Trekkie would bitch about how the quantum power converters in the movies dont live up to the ones in the manual.
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:26 PM
103) You hung around a this thread in hopes of getting the 100th reason only to be twarted by friggin' OTAL! 
104) Two words: "Stabbity death."
104) Two words: "Stabbity death."
Check out my crappy drawings!
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:31 PM
QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 2 2005, 04:26 PM)
103) You hung around a this thread in hopes of getting the 100th reason only to be twarted by friggin' OTAL!
he eddited his post to do it. he only had 98 and 99. A good way to not double post, gut theiving reason 100 is cheap.
It is better than what I see a lot of the time.
EDIT: Said something stupid
(a very efficient way of getting away with upping your post count in a disagreeable manner)
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:40 PM
Actually, I only had 98-100, I edited 101.
Actually, all it does is cover up that I accidentally hit the reply button twice.
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EDIT: Said something stupid
(a very efficient way of getting away with upping your post count in a disagreeable manner)
(a very efficient way of getting away with upping your post count in a disagreeable manner)
Actually, all it does is cover up that I accidentally hit the reply button twice.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 October 2005 - 03:41 PM
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:42 PM
Oh, no you didn't, I read that post.
Just because my name implies that I am blind, I doesn't mean I am deaf and dumb as well.
edit: oh very funny, I was referring to the song Pinball Wizard by The Who by the way.
Just because my name implies that I am blind, I doesn't mean I am deaf and dumb as well.
edit: oh very funny, I was referring to the song Pinball Wizard by The Who by the way.
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 02 October 2005 - 03:55 PM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 03:52 PM
No, the name doesn't mean you're deaf and dumb.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 11:11 PM
105) you find yourself arguing over who should have been the one to mark the 100th sign that you spend too much time here...
106)your the highest poster by over 2000 posts and you still don't think there are enough hours in the day to spend here!
106)your the highest poster by over 2000 posts and you still don't think there are enough hours in the day to spend here!
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 01:11 AM
107) As part of getting your affairs in order before going on holidays, you notify the forum that you'll disappear for a while.
108) You had a cryptic name, but have been there so long everyone knows what it means.
108) You had a cryptic name, but have been there so long everyone knows what it means.