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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:45 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 25 2005, 11:17 PM)
28) you're one of the top three posters.


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Posted 25 September 2005 - 02:29 PM

37) You use the names of forumers to help with memorizing the periodic table of the elements.

38) You think of Mnesymone every time someone mentions mnemonic devices.

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:16 PM

39) You've ever taken part in a post race.

40) You've won a god damned post race.

41) The novelisation of your post race is a best-seller.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 07:14 PM

42) you find yourself at parties saying things like: "hey, remember that time that slade and chyld... oh... right... nevermind."

43) everytime some says anything about being a ninja, or looking like a ninja, or whatever ninja related, you yell at them in a pirate voice, poised to attack!

44) everytime someone tells you to look to the sky you get slightly turned on.

45) whenever you talk to japanese people you think you have a special bond with them because you ACTUALLY know Zatoichi...

46) you think Barend's TV show is actually FUTURAMA
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:54 PM

46) You attempt to "ask barend" during any computerized exams you're taking.
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:31 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Sep 25 2005, 08:14 PM)
46) you think Barend's TV show is actually FUTURAMA


Wait, it isn't?

48) you've learnt several different dialects of 1337 speak and binary.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:04 PM

That's generic "You know you've spent too long on the Internet when..." stuff. There's only one form of binary, bub...
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:08 PM

^^^
49) you find yourself actually nitpicking a list suggesting you've spent too much time here because you don't think it specifically relates to here enough!!!

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 02:47 AM

50.- You want to kil George Lucas.

51.- Every time you watch LOTR, you imagine Barend as Sauron.

52.- You love brownie cheesecakez even if you are allergic to them.

53.- You say to your friends that Icey is the best guy ever.

54.- You began searching ''Vampires: Los Muertos'' on your local video store.

55.- You begin to make a list of nitpicks of every movie.

56.- You began to think that Siths come from Mexico.

57.- You accidentaly refer Mountain Dew as a ''he''.

58.- You hate Mountain Dew.

59.- You think that Bender actually exists and that he lives in Australia.

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Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:30 AM

60) You holler "CAKEZ!!!!11" at birthday parties.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:58 AM

61. You look healthier on your avatar (eventhough it's drawn by Laughlyn) because the photo it was dwarn from was taken before you spend 18 hours a day on the site, and therefore lyou didn't ack any tan like you do by by now.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:19 AM

62) You come here at 6 O'clock in the morning.

63) When your teacher advises that less is more, your mind wanders off to Chyld's website.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:37 AM

64) You miss a vital deadline at work because you spent the time thinking of alternate dialogue for The Empire Strikes Back.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:08 AM

65) you are here between 12 and 2 AM just so you can post around the same times as people in other parts of the world.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:06 AM

66) you manage to find clothing that sports your domain name through sheer luck.
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