[Otal Nimrodi]

Okay, Mirithorn and I were brainstorming ideas about this recently. And now that my inhibitions are properly lowered, I have posted it. So, here we go.


You know you spend too much time on Chefelf.com when...

1) You can't watch Silence of the Lambs without bursting out "Massage Parlor!" whenever Hannibal's name is mentioned.

2) The same thing except with wondering if he updated yet, and the name Dr. Lecter.

3) You think your DM said "You are attacked by a Heccubus"

4) You believe that asking Icey constitutes viable legal ruling.

5) You want him on the US supreme court.

6) You believe Barend to be the fountain of all knowledge.

7) You want to try Brownie Cheesecake even though you don't like Brownies. Or cheesecakes.

8) You giggle at the word anecdote.

There were more, but I forget what they are. If you have any, do contribute. Or yell at me. Frankly, nothing good can come out of a decision like this made at midnight.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 23 September 2005 - 10:46 PM

[Zatoichi]

9) Have a PPD rate of 15+

10) Anytime rocked launchers are mentioned, you think of a certain slightly dented one.

11) attempt to sue people who beat your highscores in an arcade.

12) Anytime anything to do with fire and/or explosions is mentioned you burst out Emu!

13) Same as twelve, except it concerns stabbing and you burst out Janey!

14) learn how decipher other renditions of the english language.

15) find out that you can be a ninja for your nightjob.

16) begin contemplating various methods of obtaining world domination.

[Otal Nimrodi]

17) You associate sherwood forrest with Janey rather than Robin Hood.

18) You wonder whether the Dorothy in Oz can make Brownie Cheesecakes.

19) You call your DM Zatoichi.

[SimeSublime]

19) You call your DM Zatoichi.

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Or Kirby, for those that were here before.

20)You call Bender Barend (I do this all the time, dammit)

[Otal Nimrodi]

I think Zatoichi was insulting me with 9 and 11.

[Zatoichi]

nope, I am insulting myself and Coco respectively (9,11)

21) The green knight does not remind you of Arthurian tales anymore.

22) Start overanaylizing any Star Wars film you see. (looking for the bad and the explanations)

[Zatoichi]

sorry bout the double post, but I just thought of something.

23) when everything, sooner or later, turns into an asterick fight.

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 24 September 2005 - 03:32 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

24) You think hookerbots really exist.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 24 September 2005 - 03:42 PM

[civilian_number_two]

25) You take the time to draw a paintshop cartoon of Fidel Castro preparing to give a mighty communist blowjob, just get JM's goat.

edit: forgot the number

This post has been edited by civilian_number_two: 24 September 2005 - 09:45 PM

[floppydisk]

26) You make threads like this.

What? It's true!

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 24 September 2005 - 10:41 PM

[Wayne]

27) You're still trying to figure out where "A hell of brick and snow" is.

[Slade]

28) you're one of the top three posters.

29) you were there when Barend created the 666 thread.

30) crazy cat ladies are cute and endearing.

31) you've been personally called a consumerist BMW.

32) people shouting "BLAHMBAGO!" make you wistful.

33) when you go to Burger King, you think of sea mammals.

This post has been edited by Slade: 25 September 2005 - 10:27 AM

[WalkingCarpet]

34) You witness Aurora Borealis and the first thing you think of is whether it would make a good avatar.

[Slade]

35) you rally up an army of disgruntled forum members to defend certain Swedish royalty from harm.

[SimeSublime]

36) You post drunken pictures of yourself on the board.