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THREEPIO: "Hey kid, how about building me some muslces? You got any spare abs of steel lying around anywhere?"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:29 AM
THREEPIO: "Hey kid, how about building me some muslces? You got any spare abs of steel lying around anywhere?"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:39 AM
Anakin: "Just have to add the mechanical vagina there and....Yipee! Watoo, we're gonna have fun tonight, boss!"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:09 AM
The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.
The Dark Lord o- OK, I'll stop now.
"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant -"
"Dick!"
"Yes?"
"Take a look out of starboard."
"Oh my God, it looks like a huge -"
"Pecker!"
"Where?"
"Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!"
"What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's -"
"Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It
has a long, smooth shaft, complete with -"
"Two balls! No strikes."
"What is that? It looks just like an enormous -"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about
this."
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:17 PM
QUOTE (Helena @ Sep 28 2005, 09:09 AM)
"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant -"
"Dick!"
"Yes?"
"Take a look out of starboard."
"Oh my God, it looks like a huge -"
"Pecker!"
"Where?"
"Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!"
"What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's -"
"Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It
has a long, smooth shaft, complete with -"
"Two balls! No strikes."
"What is that? It looks just like an enormous -"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about
this."
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Helena!
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 01:34 PM
"Dork alert, Dork alert! Oh shit, wait - it's me!??"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:29 PM
"Next one who calls me red shirt is gonna have a whole where their genitals used to be!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:15 PM
"You little shit! I told you to keep your damn hands off of Padme!"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:24 PM
QUOTE (barend @ Sep 25 2005, 08:19 PM)
"mmmm... that's it baby, take it all off... work that tan..."
"...and that's why i think Tatooine should host the next Olympics."
"I now pronounce you 'man and wife'... that things a woman right?"
Bloody Brilliant!!!!
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:37 PM
thanks...
C3P0: Now kid, remember to keep that friggen switch set to 'butch'... *spits* you set me to 'mincer' or 'fagbot' you little freak, and i'll turn your offspring against ya.
ya, little punk!
C3P0: Now kid, remember to keep that friggen switch set to 'butch'... *spits* you set me to 'mincer' or 'fagbot' you little freak, and i'll turn your offspring against ya.
ya, little punk!
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:43 PM
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Coming this fall to the UPN: Everybody Hates Anakin......
Hehehehe...
Fan1: Do this kid is going to be darth vader?
Fan2: CRAP, well, LOTR here we go!
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:19 PM
Audio Commentary in SithAvenger's DVD:
Lucas: As you can see, this is one of the most important plot points on the SW saga.
SithAvenger: WTF? Why?
Lucas: Well....let me see....hmmm.... as you can see, the ship's shiny.
*Sith uses the phone*
SithAvenger: Hi Jane! Can you come to Skywalker Ranch so you can help me with some stabbing?
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:59 AM
DARTH MAUL: "And here we are!"
OBI-WAN: "We're the princes of the universe!"
DARTH MAUL: "Here we belong!"
OBI-WAN: "Fighting for survival!"
MAUL & OB: "We've come to be the rulers of your world!"
[Queen vocalizes in the background]
OBI-WAN: "Hello, my name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. You killed my surrogate father figure. Prepare to die."
Or...
OBI-WAN: "You killed my dad, you freaked out maniac!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 05:58 PM
*FALLS OVER LAUGHING AT THE PRECEDING ENTRY!* HAAHAHAH! HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!!
That's so funny it's not even right. Not even right.
Good job, my friend.
That's so funny it's not even right. Not even right.
Good job, my friend.
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 06:02 PM
The very humble beginnings of Darth Vader... the VERY humble beginnings of... *sigh* The very stupid and pathetic beginnings of Darth Vader.
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 06:17 PM
George Lucas: "And here we see the young Darth Vader, behind another mask, under another helmet.
You know I never realized that before... Somebody tell me what a genius I am. Anybody? Well, you're all Fired then."