[Lord Aquaman]

Shmi- Honey, I hate to tell you this but... your adopted... and a whiney little bitch.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha


SHMI: "Now be a good little anti-Christ and drive your nurse to kill herself."

[StarWarsIsUs]

4/5



ANAKIN: But Watto didn't take the chip out of me.

SHMI: I know, honey. Now just go.

[Darth Player]

"I heard it from the man himself, GL, that there will be big things in store for me in Episodes 2 & 3, shame they have to CGI my face out."

Or:

Darth Player Observation #110 in a series: They didn't have to render Jar Jar with CGI over the stand in actor, as it was a waste of money and the result is irritating and hard to look at either way....

or:

Jar Jar and Anakin (or Ahmed Best and Jake Lloyd, whichever you prefer....) say simultaniously to one another: "You've got a GIANT TURD on the TOP of your HEAD!!"

This post has been edited by Darth Player: 11 August 2006 - 07:46 PM

[Lord Aquaman]

4/5



ANAKIN: But Watto didn't take the chip out of me.

SHMI: I know, honey. Now just go.

Hahahahaha



MAUL: "Ali Larter!"
OBI-WAN: "Alicia Witt!"

[StarWarsIsUs]

Darth Player, take that pic and never show it again. I about slipped into insanity just looking at it...

Thanks Akwamann

[diligent_d]

I'm hoping that one day very soon we can give that Obi Wan / Darth Maul pic a decent burial. It's had enough...

[StarWarsIsUs]

That's no joke. Tuche.

[Lord Aquaman]

That's no joke. Tuche.

Okay I'll stop using that one for a while.


"I'm Jesus with a lightsaber baby!"

[StarWarsIsUs]

4/5 Good job.



QUI-GON: It's not who I am inside --- but the size of my lightsaber, that counts.

[Darth Player]

Qui Gon: "So there's this fort in the North African desert, staffed by the French Foreign Legion, and one day, just before sun up, the whole place gets mauled by Bedouin tribesmen, I mean, everybody gets killed, except for one guy that's blind, who wraps a bit of his shirt over his eyes to protect them from the sun, another guy who got hit in the throat who has to hold it the whole time, and a guy who was in a bed in the infirmary who they put in a wheelchair as they leave because they know the Bedouins will return to ransack the place. So they're walking all day, in pain, and dehydrated, thinking its only a matter of time until they're done in, when all of a sudden, the blind guy who took the lead, trips and falls into water! There's a small oasis that he fell into, and as he gets up he says, "Hey, I can see! There's somethiong miraculous in this water!" So the guy who got hit in the throat takes a big drink, and says, "Its true! I can speak! And the pain's gone! Linke I never had it!" Not to be outdone, the guy in the wheelchair revs up speed and goes frok one end of the oasis, through it and out the other end. He looks down at the sides of the wheelchair to see its got a new set of tires....."

[Lord Aquaman]

4/5 Good job.



QUI-GON: It's not who I am inside --- but the size of my lightsaber, that counts.

Bwahahahahaha
Brilliant.



NEESON: "There can be only one!"

MAUL: "And it ain't you ya Northern Irish man-btich!"

McGREGOR: "Hey! Watch what you say about my Northern Irish man-bitch!"

[StarWarsIsUs]

5/5



MAUL: *sings* Come a little closer baby -- I feel like choppin' you up.

[Lord Aquaman]

5/5



MAUL: *sings* Come a little closer baby -- I feel like choppin' you up.

Is that from an actual song?


MAUL: "I am the One."

[StarWarsIsUs]

It's a parody of a song. Awkwamann.




QUI-GON: I have a problem...

OBI-WAN: What's that?

QUI-GON: I've never really ... had a lightsaber duel before.

OBI-WAN: ?!?... But what about that time Maul tried apprehending us while we were on Tatooine? Right next to the ship?

QUI-GON: That was just luck. Plus I threw some sand in his eyes, and that is the only reason I got to escape.

OBI-WAN: Shit.

[Lord Aquaman]

It's a parody of a song. Awkwamann.


QUI-GON: I have a problem...

OBI-WAN: What's that?

QUI-GON: I've never really ... had a lightsaber duel before.

OBI-WAN: ?!?... But what about that time Maul tried apprehending us while we were on Tatooine? Right next to the ship?

QUI-GON: That was just luck. Plus I threw some sand in his eyes, and that is the only reason I got to escape.

OBI-WAN: Shit.

You like calling me "Awkwamann", don't you?

Now I have no choice but to overlook just how funny your post was.


NEESON: "This is the last time I sign on to do a film before reading the script!"