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"Your Majesty, the local Gilbert and Sullivan society called. They want their Mikado cosutmes back."
"My God, this is how Lucas sees the young Anakin Skywalker?"
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Episode 1 Caption Competition Warning: large images.
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Helena 
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:26 AM
"Your Majesty, the local Gilbert and Sullivan society called. They want their Mikado cosutmes back."
"My God, this is how Lucas sees the young Anakin Skywalker?"
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:44 PM
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I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 03:27 PM
Ow! I split my lip!
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 03:35 PM
This gem on my forehead is for opening cold ones.
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 04:41 PM
[quote=Helena,Sep 23 2005, 07:26 AM]
INTERIOR: The Cantina on Tattooine
Space Jockey at bar, obviously intoxicated:"Do you know why all the elected Queens of Naboo have that red dot on their forehead?"
Hammerhead, Obviously intoxicated "hkguigfui (No, why?)"
Space Jockey, obviously Intoxicated "Because their underage, secretly married in a ceremony husbands press their index finger into their foreheads and ask 'why are you so f-ing ugly, and what the hell kind of society elects a Queen, a 14 year old one at that?"
INTERIOR: The Cantina on Tattooine
Space Jockey at bar, obviously intoxicated:"Do you know why all the elected Queens of Naboo have that red dot on their forehead?"
Hammerhead, Obviously intoxicated "hkguigfui (No, why?)"
Space Jockey, obviously Intoxicated "Because their underage, secretly married in a ceremony husbands press their index finger into their foreheads and ask 'why are you so f-ing ugly, and what the hell kind of society elects a Queen, a 14 year old one at that?"
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 05:51 PM
Blarg, my computer loads none of the images.
Is this an actual contest, or just a fun game?
Is this an actual contest, or just a fun game?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 06:42 PM
Just a game, really. Judging which captions were 'best' would take far too much effort.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:10 PM
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:19 PM
"mmmm... that's it baby, take it all off... work that tan..."
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:33 PM
Coming this fall to the UPN: Everybody Hates Anakin......
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:32 PM
The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:53 PM
Now now Ani, don't cry, I'll see you soon.
No, it's not that. I just hate people call me Annie.
No, it's not that. I just hate people call me Annie.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:43 PM
[quote=Helena,Sep 26 2005, 03:32 PM]
"Remember to always wear clean underwear, even though it will get burned off your ass one day....."
or
"When you start sprouting pubes THEN you can go after qand make a pass at that elected Queen floosy...."
"Remember to always wear clean underwear, even though it will get burned off your ass one day....."
or
"When you start sprouting pubes THEN you can go after qand make a pass at that elected Queen floosy...."
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:53 PM
"When you become president of the galaxy, then you can have your precious pet kitten 'mittens' back."
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 10:26 PM
Shimi: "Remember, listen to Palpatine, impregnate that elected whore Queen with your demonic seed, head towards the Darkness, the power of the Darkside! If someone lets you down, Force-choke them!"