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This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 22 September 2005 - 09:19 PM
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:19 PM
The Rock doesn't care how good this movie is!
Edit: I feel tired. This is probably a lot less funny than I think.
Edit: I feel tired. This is probably a lot less funny than I think.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:08 AM
I would have thought the Rock being in a movie would be a point against it.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 11:47 AM
Why, oh why does The Rock think he can act? It makes my jibroni muscle sad. Or something like that...
Video games to movies = Universally Bad. Though I liked the Super Mario movie, but I'm biased toward anything with Bob Hoskins in it.
And apparently Advent Children was good...
Halo movies? Please... The story line was trite in films at least ten years ago. And they'd have to deliberately not tell us who played Master Chief so we couldn't tell who was behind the suit.
Video games to movies = Universally Bad. Though I liked the Super Mario movie, but I'm biased toward anything with Bob Hoskins in it.
And apparently Advent Children was good...Halo movies? Please... The story line was trite in films at least ten years ago. And they'd have to deliberately not tell us who played Master Chief so we couldn't tell who was behind the suit.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:34 PM
Ah, the Mario Brothers was very good. 
I did like the first Mortal Kombat.
That's about it though. The worst part is that it will be soley done for the money or something along those lines. Therefore, it would probably end up being crap. As for Doom, I'll wait until other people see way before I do.
I did like the first Mortal Kombat.
That's about it though. The worst part is that it will be soley done for the money or something along those lines. Therefore, it would probably end up being crap. As for Doom, I'll wait until other people see way before I do.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
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Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 05:40 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 23 2005, 12:47 PM)
Why, oh why does The Rock think he can act? It makes my jibroni muscle sad. Or something like that...
Video games to movies = Universally Bad. Though I liked the Super Mario movie, but I'm biased toward anything with Bob Hoskins in it. And apparently Advent Children was good...
Halo movies? Please... The story line was trite in films at least ten years ago. And they'd have to deliberately not tell us who played Master Chief so we couldn't tell who was behind the suit.
Video games to movies = Universally Bad. Though I liked the Super Mario movie, but I'm biased toward anything with Bob Hoskins in it.
And apparently Advent Children was good...Halo movies? Please... The story line was trite in films at least ten years ago. And they'd have to deliberately not tell us who played Master Chief so we couldn't tell who was behind the suit.
That could be exciting! It'd be like playing a very strange game.
Edit: And then the director and such can make fun of people for not knowing... At least, I would if I was director.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 11:04 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 23 2005, 11:47 AM)
Why, oh why does The Rock think he can act? It makes my jibroni muscle sad.
Well, he thinks he can act because he wants to continue the (not too) proud tradition of wrestler-turned-actors (I think the only good movie I have seen with one was The Princess Bride,) and pro wrestling is a lot of acting. Also, it's spelled jabroni. The WWE fanatic version of me speaking here. You know, it's rather sad that I actually know the meaning of Jabroni.
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 12:03 AM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Sep 24 2005, 12:04 AM)
and pro wrestling is a lot of acting.
Correction: Pro Wrestling is a lot of baaaaddd acting.
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 02:27 AM
I remember once years ago I was at my friends birthday party. The suggestion was put forward that we should wrestle. Everybody then ran around pretending to hit each other. I just stood there stunned, then ran in and spear tackled somebody. Everybody then yelled at me for being 'too violent'. I mean we were bloody wrestling.
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 11:44 AM
We were all wrestling a kid on a trampoline and someone slammed him really hard on the trampoline. and he said his neck was reallly hurting and he was really thirsty. so we went and got him a coke to drink(shud have been MDEw) and do you know what he said? I dont like coke.
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 11:46 AM
Good job, I think you gave him a permanent injury.
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 02:32 PM
What is the meaning of Jabroni?
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 02:40 PM
Jabroni usually means an upstart wrestler who is put in foregone conclusion matches against the established wrestlers. In the old days of wrestling they opened up the show, and gave people something to do while waiting for the main event. Now, there are not many people who still are Jabronies in this sense. The most recent comparison I can find (I only just got back into wrestling, so I may be wrong.) is the people who took on Kurt Angle for his Olympic Medals at the beginning of Smackdown a few months ago.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:03 AM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Sep 24 2005, 11:46 AM)
Good job, I think you gave him a permanent injury.
nah, he was just being a baby. he got up 3 minutes after that and started running around again.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:36 AM
To be honest, I'm glad I spelled it incorrectly.
Fake wrestling is laaaame. I prefer the real stuff, though if I'm say, fighting against my rather small ten year old nephew I do a little bit of theatrics because it's fun. And the goal isn't to hurt the other person, it's just a side effect one should be prepared for.
Fake wrestling is laaaame. I prefer the real stuff, though if I'm say, fighting against my rather small ten year old nephew I do a little bit of theatrics because it's fun. And the goal isn't to hurt the other person, it's just a side effect one should be prepared for.
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