[Coco]

If anything, Coco is the thief.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LIES!

Oooops... sorry about that.

Mr. Coco, have you at any point been champion of a game in the arcade?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes, yes I have. In fact, I currently hold some highscores.

[Otal Nimrodi]

And, has, at any point, your score been taken by the defendant, Mr. Zatoichi?

[Zatoichi]

DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO ME IN BUMP COPTER!

edit: oops, that was a little out of line, sorry.

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 20 September 2005 - 03:38 PM

[Coco]

Yes, it has. Bump Copter is one of the examples. And there's one theft currently taking place, in Alien Commander. I had the highscore of 25000 points or so, and then HE came a took it with his 52000 points or something. You can even see here how he asks me for advice, I humbly provide it, and then he makes a public announcement about how is he going to use that information to defeat me!

Edit: engrish

This post has been edited by Coco: 20 September 2005 - 03:43 PM

[Icey]

Silence fools! You will both PM me a question list for Coco and I shall then post it here, Coco will answer from that AND THAT ALONE. Otal your incompitence to have an opening statement has been noted, I'm not sure if it was ballsy and daring or a shot in the leg.

*SLAM!*

Now be seated!

[Otal Nimrodi]

Your honor, I ask you to get a jury. Then I request that you threaten with finding him in contempt of court.

Him being Zatoichi.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 20 September 2005 - 03:47 PM

[Coco]

*SLAM!*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That was my hand, you know.

[Icey]

Otal, talk about this "jury" nonsense again and I'll have you fed to the fishes. My word is law.

Also, Coco. You really shouldn't have been sitting on my desk.

[Zatoichi]

I haven't beat you in Space Runner, yet ... Oh, and by the way my score in Alien Commander is 54,050 . Before your highscore, I was the champion.
Here is some advice: save your bombs until level ten at all costs. Otherwise, death will consume you shortly. Can't be too sure though, haven't tried that strategy myself yet.

Otal can go first, I have no questions as of yet.

[Icey]

Coco, the accusasion would like to get answers for the following questions:

Did you at any point publically make clear your wishes to Zatoichi, privately or publically, to not take any of your scores?

Did any of your scores subsequently get taken by the accused?

[floppydisk]

(barges in) "You CAN'T Marry Her because..."

(looks around)

"Wrong room. Sorry. Your honor (nod)."

(exits)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Did you at any point publically make clear your wishes to Zatoichi, privately or publically, to not take any of your scores?

Did any of your scores subsequently get taken by the accused?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So is it privately or publicly? You're confusing, Judge Icey.

[Zatoichi]

psst. Dude, even I can answer that one, it's a fig fat N O. We were just competing.

[Slade]

I'd like to say that if Icey's quote was supposed to read "Slade" not "Slad", the reason those things happened to me was my uber ninja skills being applied to various situations. Though I didn't win the lottery.

This woman says that my baby is hers, but it is mine, I swear it! What should we do, oh wise one?

[Icey]

It is impossible to know. Even with these "voodoo" sciences, it is impossible. The only way to do this properly is cut it in half. Since I like you, you get to choose your half.

Also, totally not a typo.

This post has been edited by Icey: 20 September 2005 - 07:03 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

Not by YOU.