However, Slade, unwilling to admit to his own inferiority, had to start trouble, as is his wont. He was previewing the phenomenal LAZER STORM: Episode 3, when we began this conversation:
ProjectV01: have you ever tried to draw one with photoshop
Haunted Ethos: Hmm...
ProjectV01: its an elongated oval with two sort of round things, that's a phallic symbol if not a proper representation
Haunted Ethos: My photoshop penis is way better looking than yours, I'm sorry.
ProjectV01: hey when its buried in dime hooker it dosnt matter how it looks
ProjectV01: I smell contest
Haunted Ethos: Nope, because you can't see it, and you know it's going to fall off soon anyway.
ProjectV01: FUCK YES. HELL FUCK YES!
Haunted Ethos: Hehe!
Haunted Ethos: You couldn't possibly be thinking...
ProjectV01: a photoshop penis drawing contest
Haunted Ethos: You are.
Haunted Ethos: :-P
ProjectV01: whoever draws the best male genitalia with paintshop wins
Haunted Ethos: You're on.
Haunted Ethos: I'll make a proper one tomorrow.
Haunted Ethos: But I need to go to bed.
ProjectV01: haha
ProjectV01: peace
Haunted Ethos: And make an announcement on the forums, lets get lots of entries.
Haunted Ethos: And we can give all of the entries pretentious art critiques!
Haunted Ethos: G'night.
ProjectV01: good show old chum!
So, you see, Slade and I are both complete lunatics.
In other news though, we decided to open our little contest to the pubic, ermmm, public. The rules are simple:
You can only use the regular old paintshop, no fancy bullshit.
You cannot use an actual picture of a penis. It has to be drawn.
You cannot ask your parents for help. Mainly because they will have you institutionalized.
If you make someone else join or endorse the contest you get one vote automaticly in your favor.
Get your entries remotely hosted ON www.imageshack.us or something and post them here. When they're all in I'll set up a poll to vote on which is the best. Artistic criticism (constructive if possible, negative if necessary, and sarcasm is mandatory) is welcome.
All entries must be in by the time I decide they should be in, which will depend on how I feel at the specific time. For instance, it's already too late for Slade to make an entry. My entry will be appearing in the new article in the third graph.
Anyhow, good luck with this fucked up contest.