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Umm, give me until tommorow night, when I should have one. I can't do it now because my family keeps walking around the computer desk.
Paintshop Penis Portrayal Punch-up The greatest contest. EVER.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 02:48 PM
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If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 04:54 PM
Ooh, tough luck. I'd have one up if MS paint hadn't been deleted from my computer.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 06:21 PM
Ladies and gentlemen...or maybe just gentlemen...I present to you, a giant cock!
COCK!
COCK!
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 18 September 2005 - 06:22 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 08:16 PM
I love it!
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 08:25 PM
Excellent. Amazing satire.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 08:45 PM
I thought your usage of the word cock before was a little suss.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 09:05 PM
Damn it! The girls are actually doing better at drawing male sex organs than the boys are! This was entirely unpredicted. As soon as I get off my arse and take off my pants I'm going to do the best cock picture ever.
Here's my entry, after some careful though I decided that the penis I drew which started this contest was just too good, and it would be unfair to use it.
I was just going to use my own wang for inspiration, but it was just kind of sitting there and not having any adventures at all. So I put my pants back on and watched a Japanese film - "Cockera Versus Gidra Versus the Swedish Bikini Team". Inspiration was attained!
Here's my entry, after some careful though I decided that the penis I drew which started this contest was just too good, and it would be unfair to use it.
I was just going to use my own wang for inspiration, but it was just kind of sitting there and not having any adventures at all. So I put my pants back on and watched a Japanese film - "Cockera Versus Gidra Versus the Swedish Bikini Team". Inspiration was attained!
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 18 September 2005 - 09:34 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 09:51 PM
By the way: Guys: When you're telling a girl about the contest, avoid saying anything like this:
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J. M. Hoffman: see I imagine you've seen more dicks than I ever will, so you'd have a better chance of winning
J M Hoffman: hey where'd you go?
J M Hoffman: ... Blargh.
J M Hoffman: hey where'd you go?
J M Hoffman: ... Blargh.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 09:52 PM
And now, a great big prick.
His name is Dick, and he's the biggest prick you could ever meet.
His name is Dick, and he's the biggest prick you could ever meet.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 09:54 PM
The stipulation was drawing penises/phalli, not roosters or jerks...
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 09:58 PM
I rather like that guy. He dosnt seem like a prick at all. Take it back lest you hurt his feelings! And before you try it, you cannot draw a Chinese fellow named Wang or a pirate named Long Dong Silver.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 10:00 PM
I'm done anyway. I had a good laugh, and that's all that's important to me.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 10:50 PM
Ok, here's my penis:
And here's my girlfriend's:
Art students...
And here's my girlfriend's:
Art students...
This post has been edited by Slade: 18 September 2005 - 10:54 PM
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Posted 19 September 2005 - 02:40 AM
Dude, use edit that before someone takes it the wrong way.
Also,
Yes uninspired I know, but at least I entered.
Also,
Yes uninspired I know, but at least I entered.
This post has been edited by Kirby: 19 September 2005 - 02:47 AM
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Posted 19 September 2005 - 01:18 PM
Too late for that, KERYOINK!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.