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#136 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 26 November 2005 - 12:37 PM

QUOTE (therantinghuman @ Nov 26 2005, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe it means "You screwed the joke". Maybe I'm wrong.

Interesting screwdriver he choose then...
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 02:50 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 26 2005, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You pounded the joke into the ground?


Most likely.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 09:03 PM

So.... now what?
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Posted 03 December 2005 - 08:51 AM

You must commit honour suicide to cleanse Yahtzees name. All of you who participated in this vile act.
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Posted 03 December 2005 - 11:09 AM

And film it. Then have your next of kin put it on the Internet.
Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 11:54 AM

I don't have a next of kin.
Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 03 December 2005 - 12:12 PM

In these climes, "next of kin" means "your mum".
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 07:25 PM

Eh, whatever... *commits seppuku*
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 08:50 PM

Dearest Masterful Yahtzee,

Whats up with life insurance?
If someone kills but you have life insurance does his insurance have to pay your family... or your funeral?
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Posted 31 December 2005 - 01:48 AM

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Posted 04 January 2006 - 03:50 AM

Why, in my country, do all skinny chicks think they are fat, and all fat chicks think they are skinny?
"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."

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Posted 11 January 2006 - 08:30 PM

If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does it make the sound of one hand clapping?
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 09:24 PM

Is this topic ever going to be closed? If so, when? 'cause it's about goddamn time.

On second thought, this is one of the few topics that hasn't turned into "the same kind of directionless trainwreck as 90% of the threads on this forum". Until now, at least.
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 09:54 PM

The whole forum? Most of the ones outside of Yahtzeeland are more on topic than just at ninety percent.
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PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 10:52 PM

I was quoting Yahtzee... Think he was talking about the FullyRamblomatic Forums and not the whole thing.
I'm hungry.
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