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#121 User is offline   YahtzeesArse Icon

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:42 PM

To Zweb: Woodchucks actually CAN chuck wood, they just do it in secret. They're the ones that make all those wood chippings that people use around trees and gardens.

and Otal Nimrodi, no. I've never played Monkey Island, having no hands and all.
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 06:30 PM


As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 05:28 AM

Dear Yahtzee'sArse

Is it possible to create a scale model of the death star and then pass it off as a bowling ball which then fires lawers and incinterates the pins when it's thrown? If not, why? If you answered that, where's your mum? ( Ho ho. I hope that's not answered with "ON MY COCK!")
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 08:08 AM

A bowling ball that fires lawyers? My that sounds enriching.....
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 10:28 AM

Oh yes, it's the latest in munitions technology.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 12:36 PM

Of course it's possible to make a lawyer-shooting bowling ball! I have three of them!

And my mum is currently vacationing in Panama. It's lovely this time of year.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 03:33 PM

Alright, the jig is up. I'm really YahtzeesArse. I opened up a new account with a different e-mail account that I had years ago but never used. It was just a stupid joke and I'm amazed that you all fell for it. Thank you for your questions.

sincerly yours,

-Stan the Garbage 'Yahtzee's Arse' Man
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 03:51 PM

*didn't see that coming*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 10:07 PM

Well, I for one had no idea that knew that that was going to happen.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 10:23 PM

I didn't trust him/her/it for a minute... No, really I didn't. It had to be explained to me that it might be Yahtzee. Slow on the uptake or smarter than you all?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 10:24 PM

I'd say a bit of both.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 11:55 PM

Oh come on people it obviously was never yhatzee, the style of humour was totally different. Did none of you pick that up?
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 09:45 AM

QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Nov 23 2005, 06:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I don't get what that means. I mean, it's funny, but it sounds like you're approving of him.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 10:25 AM

Maybe it means "You screwed the joke". Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm hungry.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 10:44 AM

You hit the nail on the head?

You pounded the joke into the ground?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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