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#106 User is offline   Cogeshacre_Sadeacre Icon

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Posted 06 November 2005 - 11:41 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 7 2005, 05:47 AM)
Do you mean him or his arse?


...both.
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 12:30 PM

QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Nov 6 2005, 07:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alright then.
Dear Yahtzee's arse, what does the appendix actually do?



I shall certainly answer with pride, good sir!


Everyone knows that the only thing that the appendix does is basically sit in your stomach, and occasionally swell and explode. Back in the old days where neanderthals roamed and the wheel was a charming theory, the appendix was a last-ditch effort in saving your prehistoric ass. When the neanderthal was faced with certain danger, the appendix with burst forth violently, splattering the attacker with guts and blood. Of course, neanderthals were really stupid and would have felt threatened by a small stick on the ground, regardless of wether it was pointy or not. This also explains why they eventually died out.


Well there's your answer Stan, I'm off to aid Yahtzee in his defication habits.
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:26 PM

...this thread took a rather surreal turn when I wasn't looking...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:26 PM

So it did.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:51 AM

Would anyone else care to ask me a question?
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 09:41 AM

Dear YahtzeesArse.

What is it like being an arse? Is it a fulfilling career option? A friend of mine was considering going into Arsery, and I need to advise him.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:43 PM

QUOTE (YahtzeesArse @ Nov 21 2005, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would anyone else care to ask me a question?


... mellow.gif ummm.... how come....

is this guy real or did yahtzee make another account? but how would that explain the 1000+ post count... mellow.gif unsure.gif
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 05:05 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 20 2005, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it a fulfilling career option?

I thought an arse would deal with emptying more than filling...
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:16 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 20 2005, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear YahtzeesArse.

What is it like being an arse? Is it a fulfilling career option? A friend of mine was considering going into Arsery, and I need to advise him.



Well, it's a tough job, but hey, somebody has to cushion Yahtzee's lower backbone while he's sitting, as well as helping along with deficating.

I personally graduated at St. Fanny's School for Arsery with a major in Avoiding Being Kicked. I also took several other wonderful classes such as Being Sat On, Crapping, Hemmerhoid Defense and, my personal favorite, How to be Properly Shaken in the Presence of Latin Dance Music.

Well, I hope that answers your question.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:59 PM

Yes, thank you very much, Yahtzee's Arse. Just one more question, why is calling someone an arse an insult? You seem nice enough.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:37 PM

Yes, we arses have been given a bad name for centuries, simply because we spew human waste and sulphuric gas, and blood if our owners haven't been eating enough fiber. Many arses have taken this hatred and shot it back at people, sneaking off into the night to sell whores and overdose on suppositories. That's why you sometimes wake up with a sore arse. But I just ignore it. After all, "Sticks and rocks hurt my buttocks but words will never hurt me".
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 01:10 AM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 02:25 AM

QUOTE (Zewb @ Nov 22 2005, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.


Damn.
I'm hungry.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (Zewb @ Nov 22 2005, 06:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.

*Smiles*
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 06:41 PM

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If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.



Dear Yahtzee and associated Arse,

Was he TRYING to get you to use a Monkey Island quote?
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