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Posted 10 October 2005 - 06:55 PM
Why can't I be a mafia?
What time is the fifteen minute movie?
Where does the yeti live?
How often do you mow the tundra?
What time is the fifteen minute movie?
Where does the yeti live?
How often do you mow the tundra?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:09 PM
Why do you need a license to pick up roadkill?
Why don't department stores carry stuffed crows?
Why don't department stores carry stuffed crows?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 05:45 PM
What does Thurston Moore mean when he says "See a falling snowgirl walking broadway"?
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 06:23 PM
Why do they always send the poor?
Why have you forsaken me?
Who can believe you?
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
Why have you forsaken me?
Who can believe you?
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:24 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time I drink beer?
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:45 PM
What would happen if you dropped a cat out of a ninetyth story window, as opposed to a fortyth story window, as opposed to a second story window?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:49 PM
What are you before birth?
What's the point of life?
Did we really land on the moon?
Is gouging your eyes out with a spoon good fun or horrible mutilation?
Why does everyone hate me?
What's the point of life?
Did we really land on the moon?
Is gouging your eyes out with a spoon good fun or horrible mutilation?
Why does everyone hate me?
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 10:26 PM
All mighty Yahtzee, master of the sub forums, I come seeking your wisdom:
What is on your cock?
What is on your cock?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 11:26 AM
if an alien race came to earth and told you that you were in fact the creator of the universe but had lost your memory for some reason, and they were thereby re-enstating all of youre divine powers, what would be youre first course of action?
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 09:07 PM
Am I'm going to write a fuckin' no reason question without an answer?
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:51 PM
Dear Yahtzee:
Shicadee boutadee boo?
Shicadee boutadee boo?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:18 AM
Dear great lord Yahtzee
Is the Phantom of the Opera inside your mind?
Is the Phantom of the Opera inside your mind?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:53 AM
Oh great Yahtzee, please answer me these questions:
Question the first: What does the phrase 'Mind your P's and Q's mean, and what is it's origin?
Question the second: Are there any other internet celeraties out there you know who's nicknames are the same as boardgames, like you?
Question the third: Why is it when you put peanut butter on bread and then drop it, the peanut butter side always lands first?
Question the fourth: The olympic flag's ring are colored so becuase they are the colors you find on every flag. Why isn't there a white ring?
Question the fifth: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Question the sixth: What would happen if everyone in the world all flushed their toilet at the same time?
Question the seventh: Can I mow your lawn for ten bucks, sir?
Question the eighth: Why do we say 'first, second, third, fourth' instead of 'oneth, twoth, threeth, fourth'?
Question the ninth: If the cars on 'The Flintstones' are powered by feet, why don't they just walk instead?
Question the tenth: OK, how about I mow your lawn for EIGHT bucks?
Question the first: What does the phrase 'Mind your P's and Q's mean, and what is it's origin?
Question the second: Are there any other internet celeraties out there you know who's nicknames are the same as boardgames, like you?
Question the third: Why is it when you put peanut butter on bread and then drop it, the peanut butter side always lands first?
Question the fourth: The olympic flag's ring are colored so becuase they are the colors you find on every flag. Why isn't there a white ring?
Question the fifth: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Question the sixth: What would happen if everyone in the world all flushed their toilet at the same time?
Question the seventh: Can I mow your lawn for ten bucks, sir?
Question the eighth: Why do we say 'first, second, third, fourth' instead of 'oneth, twoth, threeth, fourth'?
Question the ninth: If the cars on 'The Flintstones' are powered by feet, why don't they just walk instead?
Question the tenth: OK, how about I mow your lawn for EIGHT bucks?
