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Posted 16 October 2005 - 03:23 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:50 PM
Dear Yahtzee,
1-When are you going to answer my questions?
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2-Which is the best question?
1-When are you going to answer my questions?
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2-Which is the best question?
#93
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:45 PM
Yahtzee, what is Operation Eagle Strike?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 07:25 PM
Does the "i" at the beggining of all mac products stand for "irritating"?
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 05:15 AM
Dear Yahtzee,
1. Why is the sky blue?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. In the MGS series, Liquid and Solid are meant to be twin brothers, but why does one sound like a Brit and the other like a Yank?
4. Will you ever take over the world (Before the age of 90)?
5. Will the sun ever shine on the area where it doesn't shine?
1. Why is the sky blue?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. In the MGS series, Liquid and Solid are meant to be twin brothers, but why does one sound like a Brit and the other like a Yank?
4. Will you ever take over the world (Before the age of 90)?
5. Will the sun ever shine on the area where it doesn't shine?
This post has been edited by Cogeshacre_Sadeacre: 03 November 2005 - 05:15 AM
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 01:15 PM
Dear Yahtzee,
Why do head wounds bleed so much?
Alternatively: Who would have thought the little prick to have had so much blood in him?
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Why do head wounds bleed so much?
Alternatively: Who would have thought the little prick to have had so much blood in him?
- Jane
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 10:55 PM
Works for me.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#100
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 10:58 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 3 2005, 08:39 AM)
Dear Yahtzee why is Cogeshacre_Sadeacre so friggin retarded
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Flame not lest ye be flamed!
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Posted 05 November 2005 - 03:17 AM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 4 2005, 12:39 AM)
Dear Yahtzee why is Cogeshacre_Sadeacre so friggin retarded
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
"Innocent", since when did an "Innocent bystander" through rocks at passing motorists?
P.S. Motorists=Noobs
Bystander=Supposedly Ion Cretin
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Posted 05 November 2005 - 10:09 AM
Ooh, what a humorous play on words!
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 07:24 AM
QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Nov 4 2005, 11:28 PM)
Alright then.
Dear Yahtzee's arse, what does the appendix actually do?
#104
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 09:53 AM
QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Nov 6 2005, 11:24 PM)
(I dont think hes listening)
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 01:47 PM
Do you mean him or his arse?
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