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Posted 13 September 2005 - 07:23 AM

Wasn't there a feature called "Ask Yahtzee"? Any chances of it returning?
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 08:10 AM

There's an Ask Barend...
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 01:54 PM

Yeah, ask Barend if Ask Yahtzee will return. Or I could make an ask Otal, but people would call me a copycat.
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 11:50 PM

Sure, what the fuck, I need an update. Post your questions in this thread.
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 03:36 AM

I've been staring at the screen for ten minutes trying to think of a good question.

I have nothing.
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 04:36 AM

Why are peaches furry?

They're fruit. It's not right.
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 05:37 AM

Why do axe murders get a special name?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 06:54 AM

Which one with the two guys?

Which two guys?

What those spots in front of your eyes which appear when you try to squint real hard?

Is drinking wee harmful or healthy?

Why do you take the piss out of things?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 10:21 AM

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If you have a lump in your ass, should you tell anyone?

What is the aforementioned lump?

What is the difference between a ninja and a robot that fires ninja-seeking missiles?

Should I be worried about the poeple that keep knocking at my door?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 10:21 AM

Why are there "rules of war"? It seems that if you're going to shoot at a bunch of people you've never met, you're pretty much a scofflaw already.
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 12:17 PM

Can't you see that we love my cock?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 02:17 PM

*Ahem*

*takes out homework assignment that was to ask someone these questions.*

Who are you?

Who am I?

Will you marry me?

What's outside the universe?

Why are we here?

What is the meaning of life?

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 02:24 PM

How come people think I'm gay whenever I mentioned that I find Gackt being the most beautiful person I have ever seen a picture of?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 02:26 PM

Are you sure you want to make an update with this, after all the questions you've received?
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 04:14 PM

Since this seems to be very popular ahem

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?
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