[StantheGarbageMan]

The game where you put who or what you think it would kick arse to be and why, along with why it wouldn't kick arse.

(Special thanks to our favorite brit, Yahtzee for making the Kickarse articles)

[Dr Lecter]

My favourite brit is myself.

[StantheGarbageMan]

Hmm, I didn't know you were British. You learn something new every day I guess.


Anyway, here's my Kickarse article:

WHY IT WOULD KICK ARSE TO BE A WEREWOLF

1: Fangs and Claws
With some of the people I'm forced to be in contact with, I'd give anything to have razor-sharp fangs and claws to rip them to peices with. Sadly, years of constant nail-biting have given my fingernails the toughness of potato chips. My teeth are OK, it's just they are currently incapable of severing human bone.

2: Freaking people out
I'm not a scary person. Well, my smile is scary, because when I flash my pearly whites I look like I know what's buried under your rosebed. Sometimes I wish I could be scary becuase people rarely take me seriously. When you're ten feet tall, covered in black fur and sporting a maw like a bear trap, people don't normally talk shit to you.

3: Being a wild animal
I envy animals. They don't have to put up with stuff like money and technology and jobs. No, in the wild the time is now and the place is home, and everything's free. You also get the benifit of no stupid morons surrounding you, because they've been eaten by some larger animal. Plus you get to run around nekkid.

4: Not responsable for my actions
After shifting into a hidious wolf-man, you have no control over yourself, sorta like sleepwalking, only you rip the throats of teenagers rather then eat all the leftovers in the fridge. I could kill the Queen of England and I couldn't be arrested, because I had no say in it!

WHY IT WOULDN'T KICK ARSE TO BE A WEREWOLF

1: Being Hunted all the time
Everyone knows how to kill a werewolf: silver. It's common knowledge. Hell, you'd probably get yourself killed by some old lady who's throwing her silver jewelry at you. I like silver, and if being a werewolf means I get third-degree burns when I put on my favorite silver necklace, I'll pass.

[brataccas]

im British too

[Dr Lecter]

If liking Y-man wasn't all the rage I would like him, untill such a time I must stalk the forums, trying to scare away fans. Although I'm afraid that could be doing him a favour.