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The Singer Lazer Storm the first vacuum related update

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 01:08 PM

So yeah, I posted an update on this horribly stereotypical infomercial and it turned out to be a scam product anyhow. It's both informative and hillarious!

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 09:26 AM

That's right Debbie.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:15 AM

Where do these people live, and how do I sue them without leaving the computer?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 02:45 PM

Hehe, this was great.

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And here's another fun fact, if you think Lazer Storm is a cool name for anything besides an operation by my Christian Baiting friends, you're probably a fourth grader.


And the same guy that liked the vaccuum said he cleans the filters with an old paintbrush. It should be able to be dumped out...
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 03:54 PM

I'm making the Lazer Storm thing my sig.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:32 PM

Jm, that was great. You totally left them holding the bag. happy.gif I just have one question... Isn't Igia the hair removal company?

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 08:57 PM

Wow I'm, really glad this article elicited such a positive response, thanks guys. If I can prevent just one of you or your families from buying one of these I'll be happy.

Floppydisk- He dosn't use a paint brush, he uses the special filter cleaning attachment with Paintbrushonic technology, Debby.

Dorothy- Igia does a lot of silly products, and the lazer storm is probably one of the worst. By the way if you really are Icey's secretary that would make you part of the Lazer Squad. Do you want your profile on the page?

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:57 AM

That's right, Debby!
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 10:11 AM

Yup, I work for Icey. I'll have to clear the profile with my boss... wink.gif

Edit: You know what... if there's room for an extra profile, and the Lazer Squad needs a secretary, then I can fill that position, sir happy.gif

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:39 PM

Wow, the first non-boy to be a part of our site, this is some kind of mile stone. I'm not actually sure what you'll be doing as secreetary, but if you're like every member of the Lazer Squad except Floppydisk then you'll be in charge of being shiftless and filing... ummm... stuff.

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:44 PM

Sweet. I think I can handle that. Especially the shiftless part. shifty.gif I'll just type with caps lock on.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 02:11 PM

From now on I'm passing all my paperwork onto you.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 02:22 PM

Well, then I'll shiftlessly file it. biggrin.gif
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 02:48 PM

How did you come by that title, anyway? Some thread in the Debate Club I haven't read?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 02:50 PM

Who, me? Which one?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
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