[Zatoichi]

*Picks up one of Emu's rubberbands and does the rubberband snap manuever on the back of her neck.*

[Icey]

*Crushes Zatoichi like an orange for hurting Emu.*

This post has been edited by Icey: 12 September 2005 - 05:01 AM

[Dorothy]

*slaps Sith, throws rabid monkey at Floppy, gets in car and backs over Zatoichi's favorite nail gun*

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 12 September 2005 - 09:49 AM

[Zatoichi]

Like an orange? Everyone knows you don't crush oranges. It would be like snapping an apple. No, no you squish them. Like this!

*squishes Icey like an Orange*

My nail gun . Now I only have the identicle, yet not as favorite of mine one. Now you've gone and done it.

*uses remaining nail gun to flatten two of Dorothy's tires*

[Dorothy]

Hah hah haaah haaaa... In your grief and haste, you have flattened two of the tires of whatever vehicle you drive... ha ha ha haaaaaaa.
*slaps Zatoichi*

[Otal Nimrodi]

*Also slaps Zatoichi.*

[Zatoichi]

ENOUGH!

*Lays the Smack Down on Otal Nimrodi, Dorothy, Icey, Emu, floppydisk, SithAvenger, EwokHunter, Tpolq, SimeSublime, Chyld, Jane Sherwood, Ninja Duck, Coco, Slade, Laughlyn, Mnesymone, jariten, Kirby, WalkingCarpet, and lastly barend, in semi-reverse consecutive order.*

That'll show'em. Or, perhaps not.

*Runs for dear life. Which looks strikingly like a Bat Outta Hell*

edit: forgot a comma.

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 12 September 2005 - 03:10 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

*Hires pro wrestlers to lay the smackdown on you!*

[floppydisk]

*smacks a pro wrestler, and he cries like a baby*

[Zatoichi]

*Decapitates and/or horribly mangles said pro-wrestlers, but makes them cry first.*

[Otal Nimrodi]

*Decapitates you*

[Zatoichi]

How, I am way too far away for that*. Sends cliche European colorblind Hitman after Otal.

*see ran for dear life. Explanation: I had been running for 46 minutes. My base speed is 30 feet per six seconds (being that I am Human). That would be 180 feet in one minute. That is 8280 feet. But, I was running for dear life, which is a X6 multiplier (because it is faster than plain old running). That is 49,680 feet. With my inhaler (which I do have with me) my Constitution Bonus is superb. I passed each consecutive Fortitude saving throw. In that time you have done nothing to catch up. I am many milies away whilst you have not moved. I now have been preparing the defenses of my newly acquired fortress/dungeon. Come And Get Me If You DARE!

[Otal Nimrodi]

*see ran for dear life. Explanation: I had been running for 46 minutes. My base speed is 30 feet per six seconds (being that I am Human). That would be 180 feet in one minute. That is 8280 feet. But, I was running for dear life, which is a X6 multiplier (because it is faster than plain old running). That is 49,680 feet. With my inhaler (which I do have with me) my Constitution Bonus is superb. I passed each consecutive Fortitude saving throw. In that time you have done nothing to catch up. I am many milies away whilst you have not moved. I now have been preparing the defenses of my newly acquired fortress/dungeon. Come And Get Me If You DARE!

However, You had to stop to kill the wrestlers.

[Zatoichi]

Sorry, but I was already at my base. I worked wonders in twenty- two minutes.

(As a really cheap ass shot) *Uses Bigby's Hand to slap Otal*

I have the Metamagic Feat that extends spell range. I also used the Simbull's Spell Matrix to get it within range.

(On a side note, I own and have read nearly all of the 3/3.5 edition D&D and Forgotten Realms books)

Edit: I think that I could make Kirby proud. Even if I did slap him.

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 12 September 2005 - 04:27 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

AS have I.