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6666 the number of the Über Beast!!! hail satan, he hails me!!!

#61 User is offline   Icey Icon

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 08:04 AM

*Goes berzerk and rips his clothes off, spends half an hour getting the eyeliner just right and then runs towards floppydisk, ignoring the damage of his projectile attacks completely and body slams him through a wall.*
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 08:07 AM

*gets up from under the rubble and kicks a cinder block, which hits Icey square in the head, and another one that is aimed at his balls*
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 10:44 AM

So much bloodshed over a postcount...
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 11:02 AM

Smack me with a Bible will ya!

*Attacks Janey with the meter stick as if it was a sword.(although it can't do piercing or slashing damage, it does do whacking and jabbing damage)*
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 11:18 AM

(*grabs a meter stick of her own and uses it like a staff against Zatoichi, which results in both sticks breaking, and a Men In Tights-esque bridge fight to ensue...minus the bridge*)
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 11:25 AM

*slaps Sith* smile.gif
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 11:43 AM

*wields the two broken ends as if I am everyone's favorite Dark Elf*

You are gonna pay fer that!

*proceeds by whacking Janey to a pulp*

(the last line sounds very wrong now that I have typed it. Don't take the mind in the gutter version)
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 12:34 PM

*joins in*

*Lays about anyone in range with an unused tampon that was lying around for some reason*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 12:46 PM

*not feeling anything, due to berzerking, Icey calmly grabs the unused tampon and throws it in Janey's hair.*
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 12:56 PM

OI! That's my random tampon, Mr Icey!

*whacks Iceman with a haddock, but leaves tampon where it is*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:26 PM

*Whacks Chyld with Elvis.*
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 03:37 PM

*slaps everybody with a fish*
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 03:40 PM

*Slaps fish with everybody*
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 06:05 PM

*does the finnish fish slapping dance*
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 06:08 PM

*Slaps Icey before he finishes the dance*
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