[barend]

foresights 20/20 if people would just pull over once in a while and look at the map.

[Darth Player]

I wouldn't have gone down like a chump in the fight against Palpatine like my tentacle-headed rip offs did.....

[Gerhard]

ANAKIN: You are so beautiful!
PADME: It's only because I'm so in love . . .
ANAKIN: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
PADME: So love has blinded you?
ANAKIN: Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .
PADME: But it's probably true!

They laugh.

[Gobbler]

ANAKIN: Don't you think it's a shame that the cgi background looks less hideous than you in this scene?
PADME: It's only because I'm so in love...
ANAKIN: OH hell, couldn't they even think of the possibility that a pregnant woman would lay off the drugs during the incubation time just for her children's sake?
PADME: Jellyfish are tasty.

[barend]

ANAKIN: " Gurgle schnoopy woopy woo"
PADME: "nub nub wub wub coochie cooo "
ANAKIN: " brplbrlpbrplbrlpbrplbrlprbprlbpr"
PADME: " gidigi gidi gidi"
ANAKIN: "braaaaap braaaap aronto bosh a wub wub "
PADME: "splthththththththrrthththtrtrhththtrhrhthth "

[diligent_d]

"I thought I married a Queen, not a junkie..."

Or

"I usually shoot it between my toes, Annie..."

This post has been edited by diligent_d: 21 April 2006 - 09:53 PM

[Darth Player]

Amidala: "Anakin, I rethought your offer about ruling the universe together and decided to take a dip in the lava myself to seal the deal and take you up on it...."

Anakin: "That's great! I'll go and kill the Emperor ow and we'll rule side-by-side, hand-in-hand forever!"

MONTHS LATER

Amidala: "Anakin, Luke needs changing and I don't trust Threepio around him, you'lll have to do it...."

Anakin; "Noooooo!!!!!!!"

Fifteen minutes later

Amidala: "Anakin, Leia needs changing, and i don't quite trust R2 to do it, with the spurting oil, rocket pods you added, taser, etc."

Anakin: "Nooooo!!!!!!!"

Later That Night

Amidala: "Give it to me daddy, my big dark, Lord of the Sith, Master and Apprentice in one package since you killed off Palpatine without learning all his secrets first..."

Anakin: "Nooooo!!!! I can't! I'm too tired from all the work today...."

Amidala: "Yes! Almost there! Don't stop yet!"


Anakin: "Noooo!!!!!"

[Darth Player]

Anakin: "You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Yoda:: What do you mean I'm funny?

Anakin: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]

Yoda: "what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Anakinl: "It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. "

Yoda: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Mace Windu: Master Yoda, no, You got it all wrong.

Yoda: Oh, oh, Mace. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Anakin: "Jus..."

Yoda: "What?

Anakin: "Just... ya know... you're funny. "

Yoda: "You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? "

Anakin: "Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?"


Yoda::" No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! "

Anakin: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Yoda!

Yoda: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Qui Gon, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Anakin. You may fold under questioning.

This post has been edited by Darth Player: 01 May 2006 - 06:11 PM

[Sailor Abbey]

[barend]

bneautifool

[Darth Player]

"He invites me to this awful water opera of some sort, and then just when I'm getting into the performance, he tells me to leave so he could talk to this long haired man-boy who whined way too much. He also said he could shoot Sith Lightening all night long, but as usual and like all of them, it wasn't even five minutes...."

[Lord Aquaman]

LEE: Peter Cushing!"
McGREGOR: "Bela Lugosi!"
CHRISTENSEN: "Lon Chaney!"

[bactaOOT]

"hmmm, I wonder if this room could use more IKEA soft furnishings?"

[barend]

DOOKU - hmmm... now if only someone would fire a sonic blaster
OBIWAN - Why's that?
DOOKU - Then we'd have the circle we need to complete our anarchy symbol
ANAKIN - cool...

[Despondent]

"It's a lie, I tell you. I've never even heard of Attack of the Clones."