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A-hole threatens princess yummyboobs! 08:25:05 (but it's really important)

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:59 PM

I think it would be more like "SILENCE YOU CUM-RIDDEN-HEATHEN-MC'SODOMITE!"

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 08:33 PM

I am so nicking that phrase.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:02 AM

When does Phelps arrive there anyway? Just so we can see what happens.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:25 AM

I think he's already supposed to be there.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:08 AM

Okay. Doesn't the prefix "Mc" mean "son of"?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:09 AM

How about one Big Sodomite with a side of Fries?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:31 PM

No thanks, but I'd like the whore sandwich, hold the sauce.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 07:19 PM

A message to the the minister

Sweden isn't going to go to hell Phelps. You will. You're just a fuckin' idiot and please dissapear from this or I'll prepare the pirate ship for a full-scale attack! pirate.gif

You fag-semen-racid!

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Hey you guys, can I join the squad! Me havey chainsaw!
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 10:32 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Sep 8 2005, 08:19 PM)
Hey you guys, can I join the squad!


Okay, I accidentaly wrote an exclamation mark instead of an interrogation mark.

So I'll write it correctly:

Can I join the squad? Please!
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:40 PM

I'd say sure, but it's not my place to.
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 04:58 AM

Interrogation mark biggrin.gif

That's great!
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 07:34 PM

Question marks are really boring...

And I must say why I think I can be in the team:

I have a chainsaw, Solid Snake trained me to have tactical box-hiding abilities, and I have infinite supplies of brownie cheesecakes for the squad.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 12:03 AM

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Posted 12 September 2005 - 09:21 AM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Sep 10 2005, 06:34 PM)
and I have infinite supplies of brownie cheesecakes for the squad.


Say what?
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 03:27 PM

Oh, it's just that I stole them from you, Dorothy. shifty.gif

*gives Dorothy the infinite supplies of brownie cheesecakes*

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