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A-hole threatens princess yummyboobs! 08:25:05 (but it's really important)

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:10 PM

we're going to kick so much ass!
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:23 PM

Merry Christmas to all, and to all some propaganda!



It's like turning the guy's own logic against him, in that it doesn't make sense.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 10:27 PM

I want in. I'm your Field Ops, specializing in romanticized heroic vigilantism and espionage. And my ninja-like stealth skills are top notch. Nobody insults Princess Yummyboobs and gets away with it, either!

JM: I didn't think it was a fake site you were making, I thought the guy was just writing flamebait.

Edit: Don't pick on Bill & Ted! That movie is totally radical. And when people ask me about the meaning of life, I always quote it. Plus, George Carlin.

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 01:06 AM

And you have me and all the weapons that entails - hmmm... it's hard to see how a bizzarely powerful memory will be handy in a fight - I'll have to settle for my adrenal rage-fuelled strength and flexibility.

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If there were a Devil, he'd be quickly clearing some room to accomodate him.
If there were a Swedish black ops/wetworks team, they'd be preparing those vasotensin needles and practicing breakdown and rebuild of their sniper rifles.
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 01:14 AM

Sweden has become a very pussy country, they will not do a thing.

I think this guy needs to stop using the title of "christian". And use the more appropriate "raving lunatic".

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 01:27 AM

at the very least, i hope the king runs him down with a volvo.
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 01:44 AM

I'm pretty sure I can speak for the black bloc when I say that if this guy were to ever turn up at any actual real protest his ass would be kicked by us, as long as the protest warriors didn't get to him first. Really it's kind of a toss up and I'm sure that, (as was demonstrated when him and his group protested at a soldiers effing funeral in Tennessee) they'll get their asses kicked by someone, either pro or anti war.

The only problem is I've yet to see Westboro Baptist at any protest, they apparently only show up outside soldiers funerals to call the decceased fags. Still I'm happy as long as someone is stomping the fuck out of them.

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:27 AM

He can't show up now. It's publicly known. Why would they even let him step off the plane?
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 03:41 AM

Application to join Slade's Night-Life Goon Squad George Carlin And Bill & Ted Appreciation Field-Ops Squad.

If I were to be allowed in, my first suggestion would be to come up with a shorter name.

To be honest, I'd fancy the princess's chances against this cock-jockey.
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 08:25 AM

You guys go and kick that guy's ass... I'll go and personally protect princess Yummyboobs *drools*
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 11:28 AM

And who is this Princess Yummyboobs I've heard so much about?
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:53 PM

Look through the news, you'll find it.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:59 PM


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Posted 31 August 2005 - 03:53 PM

*bows* My lady...

WC: Strip that sniper rifle, clean it, and reassemble it now! You've got two minutes, and if you make any noise higher than half a decibal, a live grenade gets thrown down your pants!

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 05:30 PM

Yes, but if you DON'T fuck up, then getting to kill people is your REWARD!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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