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A-hole threatens princess yummyboobs! 08:25:05 (but it's really important)

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Post icon  Posted 29 August 2005 - 11:34 PM

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Minister of hate to "hunt down" Swedish king

25th August 2005

The fanatical American Baptist minister, Fred Phelps, is on his way to Sweden.

"We'll hunt down your king," he said ominously to Expressen. "It doesn't make any difference where he tries to hide."

Phelps' hatred of the royal family and all things Swedish is linked directly to his equally virulent hatred of homosexuals. He praises homophobic crimes, including murder. When controversial Swedish minister, Åke Green, was convicted of inciting hatred of homosexuals following an anti-gay sermon, Phelps saw red and turned his attention to Sweden.

"You're doomed to spend eternity in hell," he continued. "All you Swedes and your Swedish king and his family."

The minister and twenty members of his congregation from the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, are planning to come to Sweden at the beginning of September. They are bringing plenty of placards in order to spread their message that Sweden is the cradle of all evil and that the king rules a nation of sodomites.

King Carl Gustaf is their primary target.

"Your king represents your doomed country and we'll find him wherever he may be."

Phelps claims that Sweden deserved to suffer in the Boxing Day tsunami catastrophe in southern Asia and has designed a monument to 'celebrate' the deaths of over 500 Swedes in Thailand.

The royal household regards the proposed visit as a serious risk and has increased security around the king and the royal family.

"We'll be informing Säpo of this," said royal spokeswoman, Ann-Christine Jernberg.

So, should Sweden laugh, cry or take Fred Phelps seriously? Expressen columnist, Lars Lindström, is in no doubt that this is no joke.

"If he were a cartoon character, I'd laugh. But now I just feel ill. Minister Fred Phelps has such extreme views that even the Christian far right in the USA feel a bit queasy."

Lindström argues that it isn't just singled out Sweden that's exercised about Phelps, but that he attracts a lot of attention in his home country.

"Phelps has eleven lawyers fighting for his constitutional right to cast the objects of his hatred to the fires of hell. To dismiss him as a village idiot is to take the easy way out."

"With friends like Fred Phelps, Åke Green doesn't need a single enemy," concludes Lindström.

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thanks to JMHofmaRn fo this article and the following links to Fred Phelps' websites:

god hates fags
and
god hates sweden


I think my facorite argument against sweeden by the esteemed and articulate Fred Phelps can be found: HERE. where he states, and i quote:
"To persuade WBC that Sweden is a land of wholesome family values - and not the faggot Hell-hole we say it is - some Swede sent us large color photos of the royal family. It won't work!
The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay!"

"Carl XVI Gustaf
King of Sodomite Whores
You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers. "To me belongeth vengeance and recompence...for the day of their calamity is at hand." Deut. 32:35."


hmmm....

well...

to that i say: "vengnce is mine, sayeth the lord."
-somewhere in the bible.

loosley translated means:
Fred Phelps is a repressed polesmoking overbearing asshole who should shut the hell up and mind his own goddamned business, and further more if he touches my beloved princess yummyboobs i'm going to stab him in the face with an avil!!!

(his main site is a goldmine of horrid mediocrity in links to news article so crappy i hang my head in shame in the crapulence in which they swim!)

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 11:41 PM

For the things he said, I'd have the man killed. (And I'm a Christian)
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 02:45 AM

What? People can get away with that these days? I didn't know declaring undying vitriotic hatred against an entire country for no good reason was allowed anymore! Thank you, Fred "Assmuncher" Phelps, now I can get back to randomly hating Indonesia for no good reason:

"GRR! I HATES ME THAT COUNTRY OF INDONESIA! THEY ALL EAT MONKEY BALLS!"

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 12:42 PM

So, Hitler didn't die in the bunker after all.

It amazes me that 20 people have so little to do in life than to join this nut to go to Sweden. I hope it's a charter flight and the god damn plane crashes.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:19 PM

He's got a long uphill bottle if he wants to hurt Princess Yummyboobs or her family. He's got to get past...

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:20 PM

Rest assured that myself and the Jelly Pufflemur Christian Baiting Lazer Squad are hard at work to piss this guy off. I showed Slade some excerpts from this guy's site when I first found it and for ten minutes I had to try to convince him that it wasn't a gag page I was making.

It also kind of pisses me off that whether it's September elevent, deaths in Iraq, a tsunami or the london subway bombing, this guy has a way to justify it. No, it's not because of natural shifts in the earths crust, or because of fundamental differences between western and islamic ideals, it's because God is pissed at fags. I'm sure he's going to blame the hurricane on them too. "The french quarter was full of fags, but now it's full of water hahahaha!" Pretty much anything that happens can have that kind of logic applied to it. "Hey I knew this gay guy who used to go to Nagasaki on vacation, and look what happened to them when god dropped an A-bomb!"

By the way Chefelf, could I get away with stealing this guy's title?

"Carl XVI Gustaf King of Sodomite Whores"

It just sounds so classy...

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 02:38 PM

Don't forget the entire Less Is More admin staff! Admittedly, this just just amount to me, my laptop, and whatever I had for dinner most recently, but once we get together and have a board meeting, we're gouging this guy a new asshole. Y'know, just as a metaphor for the big ol' one he keeps talking out of.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 04:38 PM

i'd like to paraphrase the bible if i may...

be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.

if people are going to follow a god and completely misrepresent him out of lack of constant verbal communication (because faith is beyond some), then why don't they worship me...

i'd make sure they understood every word of my bidding, and strike them the fuck down when they opened their mouths to spout such ignorance....

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 04:48 PM

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chef... we need a flying elfmobile or something....


I've already got my best people on it, big man.

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 06:04 PM

You know what. I was against those crazy government plans to lock up people who 'preach intolerance and hatred', but now I praying that this loony tune's flight has a stop over at heathrow.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 06:41 PM

I wouldn't see anything wrong with hauling this guy off the plane and beating him about the head with a side of uncooked beef for a few days. Knock his teeth out, break his jaw, good times like we had back in the old neighbourhood. That guy is so over the top he makes Christians look bad. If I were younger I'd be certain the whole thing was staged just to mock Christians. Come on: Soldiers are dying in Iraq because America harbours fags? Isn't attacking patriotism on the most spurious grounds (attn: soldiers will die when you send them off to attack foreign armies) just guaranteed to get people to hate you? And wouldn't these guys want the pro-army types, classic Conservatives and often fag bashers (don't ask, don't tell), on their side? It reminds me of my idea to march in support of the war dressed as Nazis.

I'm not a younger guy any more and I am convinced this guy is serious. No matter how grim the nut, there will be a few assholes who will follow him.

So: what's the price of a side of beef in Sweden?
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 06:42 PM

"We'll hunt down your king," he said ominously to Expressen. "It doesn't make any difference where he tries to hide."
"You're doomed to spend eternity in hell," he continued. "All you Swedes and your Swedish king and his family."
"Your king represents your doomed country and we'll find him wherever he may be."


i think that is sufficient evidence for Swedens law officers to arrest this guy at the airport. And i hope they do so. For conspiracy to regicide and inciting treason.

further more...

i hope they send him to a turkish prison.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 07:32 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 30 2005, 06:42 PM)
"We'll hunt down your king," he said ominously to Expressen. "It doesn't make any difference where he tries to hide."
"You're doomed to spend eternity in hell," he continued. "All you Swedes and your Swedish king and his family."
"Your king represents your doomed country and we'll find him wherever he may be."


i think that is sufficient evidence for Swedens law officers to arrest this guy at the airport. And i hope they do so. For conspiracy to regicide and inciting treason.

further more...

i hope they send him to a turkish prison.

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 07:36 PM

Sorry I screwed up and stole Barend's comments

My though is to enlist the help of neighborly Norway's army under Col Penguin and let them use this idiot as Penguin chow.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (Cemetery guy @ Aug 30 2005, 08:36 PM)
My though is to enlist the help of neighborly Norway's army under Col Penguin and let them use this idiot as Penguin chow.


Great! Let's add him to the Goon Squad!

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