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One man takes on Star Wars but this time, he's a fucknut

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 02:27 PM

When I saw that headline I thought "Woot! It's got to be Chefelf!" So I was disappointed to find... This.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9052311/

I sympathize with fans who want to save the OOT, but, damn.

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 03:01 PM

er...I heard him deliver a short clip of his performance on KZOK 102.5 Seattle some weeks back and he is amazing. Very entertaining. If he's a "fucknut" then the Reduced Shakespeare Company are even more fucking nuts for compressing all of Shakespeare into 90 minutes.

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 03:56 PM

Amazing. i hope it comes out on dvd.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 05:51 PM

I think I'm just mad at him because I was hoping to read about everyone's favorite culinary elf. But if he actually pulls it off I'm damned impressed.

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 07:29 PM

How does one have time to know 40 characters?
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 07:34 PM

I think the question is...WHERE did he find 40 useable characters?
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 07:41 PM

I've just seen the MNBC clip and have decided there is a god, and it is this guy
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:03 PM

Man, I want to watch that show. It looks so cool!!
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:40 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Aug 23 2005, 07:34 PM)
I think the question is...WHERE did he find 40 useable characters?

I've heard the show is amazing. Word for word? It'd be easy to find 40 speaking characters.
Look at the hundreds of action figures, for goodness sake.

What would be REALLY amazing would be drawing an audience for a PT one-man show.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 03:21 AM

I believe Chefelf mentioned that certain scenes could be replaced by footage of Lucas masturbating infront of a blue screen. I think that would be a fairly accurate one man representation of the PT as long as he yelled "MEEESA!" When he climaxed.

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 01:22 PM

ya, i saw a preview of that guy's show at celebration III. it was fun and all, but really, who hasnt done that in their livingroom at some point?...come on, i know you have...well im not the only one, damn it! i guess im just upset that he's making money and getting famous off of someone elses work. (and that i never thought of it myself)
he has a tremendous talent, but maybe he could be a little more original. oh well, more power to him.
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