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Posted 24 November 2005 - 05:23 AM

Does anyone here remember the flowcharts that Yatzee made a while back, such as the Apocolypse one and the Drivers test one. I have to say that they were by far some of the funniest things I ever saw. Anyone else remember these gems?
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 08:30 AM

I started replying to this, then I decided that a spontanious limerick was much more fun. I'd like to dedicate this to UNICEF.

There once was a huntsman spider
Who drank a whole pint of cider.
He cocked up his web
and kicked his wife in the head
so she went off with a bengal tiger.

As the intelligentsia amongst you can allready tell by now, it is a deeply meaningfull outlook on the tragedies that occur in the world we inhabit. Love me.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 10:01 AM

Wow. Can I have your children?
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 10:27 AM

I see, yet none answered my question. Ah well, better luck next time.

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Posted 24 November 2005 - 10:37 AM

They still exist, just not on FR. Floppy made one once, Dr Lecter does a few, and I've got several in my archives. They're not on the same level, but take them all at once and it might work.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 24 November 2005 - 11:09 AM

I think Heccubus may have made some as well, though I don't remember specifics.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 01:08 PM

Oh yes, and Heccubus did. Although they're long gone now.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 05:05 PM

The flowcharts are what got me hooked on FR.com, but my absolute favorites are the Cowboy Comics. Those are just brilliant.

And if you care to look at my flowchart, link's in my sig.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 09:52 PM

For those with maladies of the mind, it's the "Let's mow the lawn flowchart". I checked them all just to be sure.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 09:56 PM

The flowcharts were kind of an afterthought for me, given how long it took me to find them. Pretty much I just clicked on all of the links on Fully Ramblomatic until I found them. That took maybe fifteen minutes. The hard part was finding out that they existed.

The first thing I read of Yahtzee's was his Freudian analysis of some video game. It was some time before I read anything else of his.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 25 November 2005 - 09:56 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 09:59 PM

I had something here, but Mirithorn's paying a dollar to remove it.

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 11:58 PM

I wanna know what it was now. Everyone chip in a dollar to get him to put it back.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 07:43 AM

I'll raise it to two dollars right now if you don't accept any other bids.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 26 November 2005 - 09:55 AM

I need more money then that.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 10:43 AM

Well, nobody else has chipped in yet. And anyway, the other members probably can't get their bribes to you.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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