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I am even more confused.
Is Barend using steroids to up his post count? in the interests of causing trouble...
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 09:10 PM
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 09:18 PM
(not another teen movie)
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:11 PM
Who needs steroids to boost post count... when you are already Barend!
question: If you are not Barend, how do you become Barend?
question: If you are not Barend, how do you become Barend?
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:21 PM
Teleportation device gone horrible wrong?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:28 PM
He's that guy from Quantum Leap!
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:57 PM
Inserting Barend DNA on you?
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 03:17 AM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Aug 22 2005, 09:21 PM)
Teleportation device gone horrible wrong?
Everybody knows that just leads to telefragging.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 06:00 AM
Damn telefrag - especially when the half of you left back at Red Base gets tagged, killing the other half of you halfway down the Blood Gulch.
I suppose I could strip my bone marrow and incorporate Barend DNA.
Still - when Barendesque, you are beyond mere steroids - also steroids are ultimately debilitating and sometimes embarassing. Not just in the loosening of the teeth and the shrinking of those things guys prefer unshrunk, but in the development of male mammary tissue. Many bodybuilders, to accentuate their pecs, take oestrogen and a few feminine steroids - they develop mammary tissue over the muscles, so the pecs look bigger. One particular bodybuilder at least has gone into lactation while posing. Mucho embarassino!
I suppose I could strip my bone marrow and incorporate Barend DNA.
Still - when Barendesque, you are beyond mere steroids - also steroids are ultimately debilitating and sometimes embarassing. Not just in the loosening of the teeth and the shrinking of those things guys prefer unshrunk, but in the development of male mammary tissue. Many bodybuilders, to accentuate their pecs, take oestrogen and a few feminine steroids - they develop mammary tissue over the muscles, so the pecs look bigger. One particular bodybuilder at least has gone into lactation while posing. Mucho embarassino!
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 06:06 AM
So if his avatar starts to expand but his sig gets smaller, its time to get suspicious.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 06:25 AM
Give him a computerised steroid test. Computers can do anything these days!
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:25 AM
The computer is always right. No matter what. 
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 07:53 PM
except when i dissagree with it.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 12:13 AM
Surely that is so not true.
All hail computers, they never make mistakes.
It is blasphemy to suggest otherwise!
this goes out to all of the people who rely too heavily on their computers instead of themselves
All hail computers, they never make mistakes.
It is blasphemy to suggest otherwise!
this goes out to all of the people who rely too heavily on their computers instead of themselves
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 24 August 2005 - 12:13 AM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 01:10 AM
people that rely on themselves are just as dumb.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 01:23 AM
So who can we rely on?
Barend? Computers? Ourselves?
I rely on three things for all situations.
With just one it can stuff up and leave you sitting there going "Hmmm.. did I just have a fish?"
With just two exceptional circumstances can leave you going - damnation, I sent the file to two emails - and it didn't get to either. Whack! Bastardio!
With three - with three I am lord of the flies. Bzzzzzzz.
(*Apologise for bizzareness - have been sitting in front of same computer composing stupid workshop presentation*)
Barend? Computers? Ourselves?
I rely on three things for all situations.
With just one it can stuff up and leave you sitting there going "Hmmm.. did I just have a fish?"
With just two exceptional circumstances can leave you going - damnation, I sent the file to two emails - and it didn't get to either. Whack! Bastardio!
With three - with three I am lord of the flies. Bzzzzzzz.
(*Apologise for bizzareness - have been sitting in front of same computer composing stupid workshop presentation*)