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Beckham's Bitch Bashes Books August 16, 2005 1:11:49 AM

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:06 AM

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Posh Spice says she has never read a book:-

MADRID | August 16, 2005 1:11:49 AM IST

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham says she has never read a book -- not even her own Learning to Fly.

The wife of Real Madrid soccer star David Beckham recently told a Spanish interview she prefers magazines and music to literature, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

I haven't read a book in my life, she said. I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines.

In an interview with the magazine Chic, Beckham also said she and her famous husband are not finished having children and she hopes to have a girl. They have three sons, ages 6 years, 2 years and 6 months.

I can imagine myself painting her nails, helping her with her make-up, choosing clothes with her, she said.

story... (not that there's anything else to say)

although this comes as no REAL suprise...

it does bring up some interesting questions and points...

1. although i'm sure no one else did, this means she never read her husbands auto-biography...

2. what about her own "auto-biography" didn't check for spelling errors?

3. legitimate writters have to go through so much trouble to get a book published, but an illetrate pop-whore can get one out...

4. so who reads to her 5 kids? David 'fucked haircut' Beckham?

5. AAGHHGHGHG AHGHGHGH AHGHGH!!!!! Why do dumb assholes have all the money?!?

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:12 AM

Agh! The illiteracy! It burns!!!

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:16 AM

Well atleast she's very very honest about her inability to read long words like illiterate.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:57 AM

I admire her honesty.

But I also admire her stupidity. Why do stupid people are the people who get rich? (Let's forget Bill Gates for a while.)

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:17 AM

I don't admire her honesty at all. By rights, she should be so ashamed that she would never admit to this, but she doesn't see there as being anything wrong there.

Do you know what's worse though? The people that buy the celebrity magazines to actually read about bints like her. That pisses me all the way off.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:29 AM

Yeah, me too. I hate celebrity magazines. Why do people want a pjoto of a celebrity buying stuff at the mall or arriving at the airport?

I hate those magazines!

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 05:10 AM

They're generally for vacuous ninnies who value celebrity peddled 'gossip' over real life factual 'actual' news.

And their sudoku sucks as well. When it comes to sudoku, you can only rely on the Times.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 05:12 AM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Aug 16 2005, 08:17 AM)

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Indeed, Bill Gates makes one half decent OS in his entire life, and he becomes one of the most rich men in the world (and for a while the richiest single man in the world).

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:27 PM

Celebrities and other rich folk can hire ghostwriters to write for them and sell them the writings. It's likely that this spice git did something like this, and thusly that she didnt even pen her own autobiography.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 02:00 PM

I couldn't get thru all of the posts. If somebody could record all of the text in this forum to an MP3 and email it me, that would be much appreciated.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 02:55 PM

Yeah... right... maybe someone could make a soundtrack of the Chef Elf forums... With the funniest comments with some music in the background. I think its a totally spiffing idea, don't you old chaps. *Looks at Hofmarn especially* Lets do this sh*t!

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:35 PM

I have no problem with her not reading. I have a huge problem with her being one of the most miserable people in the entire world. Anyone who saw her and "baby spice" on "The Daily Show" can agree that she is probably the worst person in the world.

1.) No sense of humor.

2.) Incredibly rude.

3.) Elitist.

4.) Kinda dumb.

I hope David Beckham didn't have a choice of what Spice Girl to marry because if he did he picked the fifth best one.

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 06:19 PM

who the hell is she to be elitist?

that trumped up nolan sister would be blowing some old guy for a warm beer in some seedy pub, were it not for the fame dropped in her lap.

also...

you know why ginger left?

she wanted to do a charity gig for breast cancer and the others said they didn't need to and wouldn't.

(ginger was the only yummy one....)

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 06:25 PM

What does Posh want, a gold star?

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 07:39 PM

Sympathy. She's got no career and is despirate for attention. Best thing for us all to do would be ignore her.

But then she'd probably eat her own young.