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#31 User is offline   Zatoichi Icon

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 02:38 AM

Shit man. Now thatís a tough upbringing.

Still, a fellow New Yorker eh.

Whenever I say eh, it's really just ay in disguise. I have a Canadian grandmother. Because of this I now occasionally say ay at the end of sentences. At one time, during last spring, I was surrounded by her and her three sisters. You know that they say ay without even realizing it. It's hilarious.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:37 AM

Hallo.

I'm Walking Carpet, but you guys can call me Carpet. Or WC. No, that makes me sound like a toilet, call me Carpet.

I'm not really a carpet, I'm a human.

I think that covers everything, glad to meet you all.
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 08:01 AM

Greetings all, I'm SimeSublime, but generally go by Sime for simplicities sake. Rather then type up an auto-biography, I'll post the biography that JM wrote for me:

http://jmhofman.tripod.com/id46.html
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 10:12 AM

Already did in an earlyer thread (way back in the YZ forums) but hey.

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Hello my name is kirby please berate me for i am a n00b

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 04:50 PM

Well, here is my pup. If this is not supposed to be in this thread, let me know.

And now for the pup!


Here she is as a baby pup. Note the loverly chair.


And here she is as an adult pup. Looking very proud and regal. Or distracted...


Please note how strictly I enforce the "no dogs on furniture" rule!! wub.gif
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 03:51 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Aug 16 2005, 11:12 PM)
Already did in an earlyer thread (way back in the YZ forums) but hey.
God... I'm gonna go and crawl in a corner for a bit and try and re-repress the memories of starting off on the internet.

I thought that was hilarious when you first posted it.

Edit: hmm, it doesn't seem to quote the quote. Oh well, I could fix it, but that would be smart.

This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 17 August 2005 - 03:51 AM

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 05:13 AM

Greetings. I am not quite new here.
The entity known as Mnesymone is composed of the memories of either one man with countless facets, or countless men. Its name is a bollocksed-up transposition of the name Mnemosyne - ancient greek for "Rememberess" to the masculine. It turns out it should have been Mnemosyn buit it had been Mnesymone too long to shake the habit.
Mnesymone itself was created in January last year, and became the electronic representation of the man behind it in all areas - though when he realised that he had buggered up his ancient greek he just adopted the name 'Rememberer'. Though Mnesymone is about eighteen months old, the man behind it is much older - he is a student in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The mostly nameless man behind Mnesymone has tried to track it down and the search ended somewhere near his collarbone. He currently believes Mnesymone resides in his brain, but is unwilling to undergo procedures capable of determing so for certain.
Mnesymone is also the name of the memory aspect of the triune soul in the philosophy devised by the largely nameless man. Mnesymone, a product of experience, balances the endless conflict between the emotional forces of Dionysos and Apollo. A certain degree of the person behind Mnesymone has escaped into the internet - he likes cars, particularly of German origin, is atheistic, left-wing and underwent a temporary hiatus from ChefElf.Com after having posts derailed by Hannibal. He is a Cardinal in the church of Slade, an Eater of Leeks, a Pirate of the Anger Clan, Jason Hale of Starry Nights fame and Just Your Average Video Goer of Lord of the Rings.

Oh, and Dorothy - firm tone, tell the dog to get off the chair, and possibly say "Bah!" - either that or take her by the throat, look her in the eye and force her to the ground.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 08:58 AM

Hi, I'm looktothesky. I'm known for usually writing 'lol' or wub.gif's in my posts. And also for occasionally putting up pictures of myself in the photo album (because I like it. lol! ). I hardly ever post, but I come here frequently. I also have a very suggestive avatar. ohmy.gif

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Please be my friend. LOL! crying.gif
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:31 AM

Mnesymone, look at the furniture... it really doesn't bother me. And she is just so gosh darn cute.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 09:25 AM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Aug 17 2005, 09:58 AM)
Please be my friend. LOL!  crying.gif


Of course we will, fear not for I have found all who reside within these walls to be pinnacles of human kindness + friendlyness laugh.gif .

I've only been around a short while, but I do enjoy the conversation. That and the fact that I upped my post count from about 50 to about 200 in two days. What? I had some free time. College is starting back up next week and I won't be able to do that for awihle.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 10:34 AM

Greetings, my name is not actually Otal Nimrodi, that's my original character's name. I am probably me. I may not be. I may be you. *punches self* anyone feel that?
Want a Tarot reading?

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Posted 21 August 2005 - 02:52 PM

It's so good to see such bright-eyed wonder in the world. Thinking the PT is worth watching, bah.

I'm fairly upbeat about a lot of things. I like to keep a positive outlook, but sometimes it's just easier to point out the seams all around.

Louis on the couch doesn't bother me anymore. Nice pictures, Dottie.
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 02:55 PM

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It's so good to see such bright-eyed wonder in the world. Thinking the PT is worth watching, bah.


Ya talkin 'bout me?
Want a Tarot reading?

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 12:22 AM

I'm Chuck and my family is from Mexico. I was born in San Francisco, California, and Robert Downey, Jr. held me when I was a baby.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:46 AM

Hellow all...

my names Dorothy and i like brownie cheesecake.
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