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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:08 PM

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 04:51 AM

I wish people would stop trying to use me to get women to take of their clothes. There's a reason the Electric Six wrote "Take off your clothes" play that, it works. I have experience.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 12:46 PM

I find that treating women nicely and falling in love with them, having them reciprocate your feelings, and then asking them to remove articles of clothing is highly effective. tongue.gif

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:00 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Nov 1 2005, 12:46 PM)
I find that treating women nicely and falling in love with them, having them reciprocate your feelings, and then asking them to remove articles of clothing is highly effective. tongue.gif


asking some girl at a party to flash you works more often than you think...
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 08:32 PM

True story. This hobo came up to me and asked for money. Somehow we got to talking about how music is going downhill, and how radio is a travesty, and all that rot. I could tell he was an aging hippie who would use my money to buy pot, but I gave him a ten. He said, "It'll come back to you" as I walked away. And then, the next day, I got flashed. And thats why I'm a buddhist.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:28 AM

I once asked (well, demanded) a girl at a bar get her baps out for a couple of quick camera shots. She did.

Ended up going back to her flat and spending the night with her.

So yes, it does work!
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:48 AM

Better you guys than me...

Edit: "Baps"?!

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:58 AM

Yeah you know, shirt-potatoes, top-bollocks, stickle-backs, hump-back-bridges, wonder-stuffs, sha-waddy-waddies.





Boobs.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 11:14 AM

Yes, I know what you meant, I've just never heard that slang, and it struck me as particularly bizarre. I just stick with boobs/breasts. Unless I dislike someone I someone sometimes use tits and am fairly derogatory toward the owner of said mammary glands. But given I know so few women, and I don't usually hang around with people I don't like long enough to give me something to complain about, it doesn't happen very often.

Top-bollocks definately conjures up different images though. tongue.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 11:44 AM

I think I'm particular to "sha-waddy-waddies"... laugh.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:43 PM

QUOTE (Wayne @ Nov 1 2005, 08:32 PM)
True story. This hobo came up to me and asked for money. Somehow we got to talking about how music is going downhill, and how radio is a travesty, and all that rot. I could tell he was an aging hippie who would use my money to buy pot, but I gave him a ten. He said, "It'll come back to you" as I walked away. And then, the next day, I got flashed. And thats why I'm a buddhist.


sweet crap on a stick!

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 06:20 PM

Dallo. It's me. Just saying Hi the right way instead of making spam. My bad. tongue.gif
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 07:07 PM

'Tis okay. Now I can welcome you properly. Welcome.
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 10:36 PM

QUOTE (Grievous_X @ Nov 13 2005, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dallo. It's me. Just saying Hi the right way instead of making spam. My bad. tongue.gif


Ah, it really wasn't spam. It has been done by so many people, it is quite acceptable. I notice it's a pinned topic now though. That should help a great deal.

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:47 PM

Well hello Grievous_X we welcome you to the magnificent Chefelf forums.
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