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Slade and I should have a major announcement within days. It will be major, and you will all need to save up some money and procure a credit card or debit card. Legally if possible, but kill if you have to.
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Prepare for the announcement none yet, just anouncing the anouncement
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:33 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 04:22 AM
Yes, this announcement will shake the entire world. It'll be really cool!
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:25 AM
Opening a store?
Edit: Or maybe..... Just maybe... You got DoL published?
Edit: Or maybe..... Just maybe... You got DoL published?
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 12 August 2005 - 10:26 AM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 01:47 PM
Saint Floppydisk knows too much. Get the stones, time for some martyring.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:24 PM
*Throws a huge wet spongebrick into Floppydisk, totally soaking him in Elixir, making his clothes gain a supernatural glow.*
Should've used a proper rock... crap.
Should've used a proper rock... crap.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 03:15 PM
Ooooohh, now I'm rock proof! And I can fly!
~whoosh~
~whoosh~
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 01:48 AM
Can't wait for the announcement!
Wait, I have to wait for it! Damn!
Wait, I have to wait for it! Damn!
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 07:47 PM
So what is it? Huh? Huh? What is it?
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:18 PM
Perhaps it was DofL. Or perhaps, the announcement is inside you, Ninja Duck, waiting to come out. RELEASE YOUR INNER ANNOUNCEMENT!*
Infomercial on this subject soon to come from Dr. Hoffman.
Infomercial on this subject soon to come from Dr. Hoffman.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 11:20 PM
I watched Dr. Hoffman's infomercial about the Announcement Within, now my life has changed to the better.
I kicked God out of my house, which had been hogging the couch for the last six months and finally paid off my morgage. I even got married to the Empress of Russia and became the second most powerful man in the world, after Billy Idol.
Thank you Dr. Hoffman, you changed my life.
I kicked God out of my house, which had been hogging the couch for the last six months and finally paid off my morgage. I even got married to the Empress of Russia and became the second most powerful man in the world, after Billy Idol.
Thank you Dr. Hoffman, you changed my life.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 02:09 PM
You see? It's just that simple. You don't even have to take Icey's word for it. There are literally pages of scientific evidence that I have locked away in this safe. Who can argue with that? The gateway to a better life isnt by making more money, or by becoming more beautiful, it's right inside you, and it's completely free.
All you have to do to find out how to unleash your inner announcement is send me nineteen ninety five. Imagine, your co workers will bow before you as a god, the opposite or same sex (whichever you prefer) will spread their legs instantly upon your approach and prepare to accept your seed (or offer theirs) just in hopes of becoming closer to you.
This offer isnt for everyone. In fact I can only tell a select few about it, or it would interupt the balance of the world. I cannot stress this enough: Only those with check or money orders for nineteen ninety five are select enough to get this powerful secret.
All you have to do to find out how to unleash your inner announcement is send me nineteen ninety five. Imagine, your co workers will bow before you as a god, the opposite or same sex (whichever you prefer) will spread their legs instantly upon your approach and prepare to accept your seed (or offer theirs) just in hopes of becoming closer to you.
This offer isnt for everyone. In fact I can only tell a select few about it, or it would interupt the balance of the world. I cannot stress this enough: Only those with check or money orders for nineteen ninety five are select enough to get this powerful secret.
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