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Posted 11 August 2005 - 11:14 PM

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Cheerleader chant helps cops nab crash suspect
Girls repeated license plate number of car that left scene of accident


ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A man who left an accident scene was tracked down with the help of some cheerleaders who witnessed the crash and turned his license plate number into a cheer, police said.

Members of the Lincoln High School varsity cheerleading squad from neighboring Ypsilanti were in Ann Arbor for a Universal Cheerleaders Association’s camp when they saw the wreck near the University of Michigan campus.

“I knew I was going to not remember it because there was too much going on,” coach Patricia Clark said Monday on NBC’s “Today.” “So, when I ran down the street and got the plate number, I yelled to the girls: ’Remember this!”’

The cheerleaders put their skills to work, chanting the license number.

“The coach just said it and we were saying it over and over, and then it just turned into a big chant since we kept repeating it,” said Kimmie Ostrowski, a senior captain for the team who also appeared on “Today.”

According to police reports, a truck hit a car stopped at a traffic light Wednesday, and the impact forced that car into another vehicle, which then hit another one.

The truck driver, found at his home, told officers he didn’t think the damage was severe enough to stop, police Lt. Mike Logghe told The Ann Arbor News.

The man wasn’t arrested and his name wasn’t released, but police said he could face a misdemeanor charge of leaving the scene of an accident.

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thanx to J m HofMarN for this article that unlike he promised, does not contain boobies!!! yell.gif

this may be the crappiest story ever...

1. why did no one write it down... it would be less annoying than listening to cheerleaders chant a liscence plate.

2. why did this guy not think a three vehicle collision was serious enough to stop for.

3. if the guy wasn't arrested or booked why are these bimbos suddenly famous...

nothing happened... this story is pointless, except for being another page in the great american book of crap!

does anyone else think this whole affair is totally pathetic..
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 12:34 AM

But it did make for a nifty title...

Other than that I got nothin.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:11 AM

I think people should be shot for things like this, and as I said to Barend I'm not talking about the driver. If the only way you can recall 7 numbers is with a moronic chant, you're a menace to society and must be stopped before you trample Tokyo.

Also, B, there was a picture accompanying the article and I'm sure if you told some of these airheads that you were a doctor and were performing free breast cancer exams...

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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:17 AM

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I think people should be shot for things like this, and as I said to Barend I'm not talking about the driver. If the only way you can recall 7 numbers is with a moronic chant, you're a menace to society and must be stopped before you trample Tokyo.

It's not that bad. I'd rather that they remember by moronic chant than not remember at all. And I'm sure that when they got thier hands on a piece of paper, they wrote down the number.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 05:42 AM

Mmmmm I want to declare war on the republican states of America.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 09:46 PM

i was talking to one of the mermaids from peter pan (she's my friends girlfriend but that would have been less namedroppy of me), she does Kung Fu with us but when ever she goes overseas she always checks out the KF Schools ...

she was telling me about one in the US where evertime someone acheived something they'd all go on about it and pat each other on the back like a company picknick game...

everytime i see martial arts documenaries i hate the attitude most americans seem to take to it... the guys in competition always act like pepsi max comerical gym junkies...

it really pisses me off...

and this story reminded me of that...

you remembered a fucking number plate and reported it to the police...

that's not special or party worthy of 'awsome to the max'

it's just what you do!!!!!


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Posted 15 August 2005 - 01:47 AM

Actually, the human mind can only hold about 7 chunks of information in short term memory. You try remembering a license plate without a mnemonic device.
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 08:14 AM

That's how I remember numbers. Make a song out of it in my head.
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 03:39 PM

I still say they're too dangerous and must be stopped.

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Posted 15 August 2005 - 04:10 PM

I agree with barend that this story wasn't very hardcore. Maybe a if cheerleader were killed by a guy in a hockey mask, and he threatened to kill all the rest if they talked, and at The Big Game they chanted the number and the police caught the guy in a dramatic shootout on The Big Field...
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 07:21 PM

maybe if they'd been naked in the photo...
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:04 AM

Remembering long numbers is part of an IQ test. I also read somewhere that very few people can remember more than five digits reliably. While I would sincerely enjoy making fun of cheerleaders, perhaps there are more obvious things to make fun of them for...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 10:26 AM

Ahem: 3.1415926535897932384626433

Just to be fair, I admit that I originally had 89796 in there, and in the last 5 digits, I had 2 6s and 1 3 at first.
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