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Posted 15 August 2005 - 10:16 AM

....what those strange looking white feathered creatures were in Episodes I & II, this should clear it all up(!)

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Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:20 AM

So they were added to justify the sitting ducks comment.

Maybe they could respond to the unseen black hole in the galaxy, because SW has been Sucking for so long now.
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 01:29 PM

All I can say is Oh My God very slowly and exagerated. Someone should burn in Hell for that. Why would they put that in the SW databank?
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 03:38 PM

Inspired by the sitting ducks reference:

"Good. Our first catch of the day."

(ion cannon zaps the SD)

"Always a bigger fish."
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Posted 15 August 2005 - 03:42 PM

I'm so sure that Lucas is going to make a toy of that duck!
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Post icon  Posted 16 August 2005 - 02:46 PM

It does kinda stick out like a sore thumb, doesn't it? And how strange is it that ducks are the only Earth creatures mentioned on that site's creature list?

Personally, it would have made sense to me if there was the implication that ducks and humans ultimately evolved on the same planet (and later spread to other planets), the unspoken implication being that Earth is a part of the Star Wars galaxy's distant past. But then the whole Star Wars story is supposed to have happened long ago, in another galaxy.

So either humans (and ducks) ultimately came from Earth, or evolution follows the same paths on different worlds so exactly (some of the time) that you could have two or more planets producing the same species. But if that's true (and frankly I think the odds are astronomically against it, to put it charitably), then you'd expect cows and sheep and buffalo to show up, too, and then you'd have to wonder: Why do some planetary ecosystems produce cows and sheep, and others produce banthas?

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Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:22 PM

Dont you know that those ducks evolved into Howard the Duck!! Remeber when Howard goes to the museum and told us humans evolved from the dominant species which were monkeys but on his planets ducks were the dominant species. These highly evolved ducks enslaved the Gungans and killed the humans on Naboo. In ROTJ special special edition they can be seen (digitally added of course) fleeing the DS2 as it entered its last throes.
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Posted 20 August 2005 - 06:00 AM

Ducks, snakes, lizards, fish, humans... and E.T.!

Hooray for crossover species from the Milky Way galaxy to the Galaxy Far Far Away...! wink.gif

Like sound in space, having humans on other planets is a staple of the sci fi unexplained unlikely cliches.

The Ewok Adventures also gave us real honest to goodness earth horses, and other birds too.

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Posted 20 August 2005 - 07:25 AM

Those people have Waaay to much time on their hands
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