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You Could Have a Steam Train... Wednesday, August 10, 2005

#16 Mirithorn

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 07:27 PM

It reminds me of a something I heard about in the news recently. A woman boarded a plane with a butcher knife in her purse that was not detected by security. It was only when she was already on the plane that she realized "Oh my god, I have a butcher knife in my pocketbook!" Her explanation for why? She had forgotten she had it. She had taken it on a date the night before incase she might need it.

Maybe the man with the sledgehammer was her date.

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 08:16 PM

Heh. I got a set of about a dozen small but very sharp needle files through airport security once. I didn't realise it until after I had gotten off the plane. On the way there they didn't detect them at all, and on the way back they must have detected something, because they asked to search my bag, which they did. But they still didn't find them because they probably had no idea what they were looking for, so they just made up some lame story about needing to see the medallion on my keychain.

But a butcher knife. That's just....whoa. Go airport security.

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