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I've worked in two different kitchens and never seen anyone intentionally adding their own bodily fluids to any meals.
To the waitresses yes, but not the meals.
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WalkingCarpet 
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 10:19 AM
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Dorothy
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 10:30 AM
Despondent, DO IT!! I would pay to see the look on some rude waitress's'es's face when you lick your money and lay it on the table for her tip! Ooooh, I'm gonna have to try that!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Dr Lecter
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:29 PM
Assuming the fact that they are dead doesn't make a difference.
1. Franklin D Roosevelt
2. Winston Churchill
3. Kaiser Wilhelm II
4. Jesus of Nazareth
5. Georges Clemenceau
1. Franklin D Roosevelt
2. Winston Churchill
3. Kaiser Wilhelm II
4. Jesus of Nazareth
5. Georges Clemenceau
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 03:41 AM
I've worked checkouts before(still do among other stuff, sadly), and people often put the money in their mouths(when they don't have free hands)and then hand it to them. Now I try to be polite, but that's just disgusting.
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Dorothy
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:15 AM
Once I was working at the cash register, and I gave this woman her change (bills and coins) and she stuck it all in her bra. That was gross.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:02 AM
1. The people at UPN who ignored my multiple batches of letters supporting keeping Enterprise on the air. (Come on, they had some great characters. The show's only problem was that the writers occasionally wrote amazing episodes but mostly wrote pretty bad ones). Ah, well, maybe I broke their paper shredder.
2. People who act like there's no way I could be a REAL Star Trek TOS fan unless I watched it when it was first on. (Note: I was not born yet, and would not be born for quite some time)
3. The arrogant boy who insulted me and played cruel practical jokes on me the entire time I knew him, then hid behind the schools so-called nonviolence rules. But oh how I wish I had kicked him in the groin just once...
4.People who tell me in an arrogant voice that I don't know what I'm talking about, then just keep interrupting me when I try to cite a specific book, page, author and copyright date.
5. The governor who said "Am I concerned about the welfare of some stupid deer? Absolutely not!" when asked how he felt about a plan to develope one of the only places in the country where a rare type of deer can be found.
For the record I also hate everyone who agrees with any of his views in any infinitessimal way, unless he shares my view that destruction of the planet is generally a bad idea.
2. People who act like there's no way I could be a REAL Star Trek TOS fan unless I watched it when it was first on. (Note: I was not born yet, and would not be born for quite some time)
3. The arrogant boy who insulted me and played cruel practical jokes on me the entire time I knew him, then hid behind the schools so-called nonviolence rules. But oh how I wish I had kicked him in the groin just once...
4.People who tell me in an arrogant voice that I don't know what I'm talking about, then just keep interrupting me when I try to cite a specific book, page, author and copyright date.
5. The governor who said "Am I concerned about the welfare of some stupid deer? Absolutely not!" when asked how he felt about a plan to develope one of the only places in the country where a rare type of deer can be found.
For the record I also hate everyone who agrees with any of his views in any infinitessimal way, unless he shares my view that destruction of the planet is generally a bad idea.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"