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Death List Five. Make your own death list.

#1 SithAvenger

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:55 PM

I need a place to put my Death List Five like in Kill Bill. It's a list of the people or things that need to die, or I'll kill them.

Here's my Death List.

1. Paris Hilton
2. The Simpsons
3. George W. Bush.
4. George Lucas
5. MTV.

If you want, you can post your own Death List Five.

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#2 Chyld

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 04:35 PM

I think Paris Hilton and George Bush would crop up on 95% of lists here, and George Lucas on 75%. Nonetheless, I'll run up a few original ones later.

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 06:47 PM

1. My Babies Granny
2. The bastard responsible for all the bullying I went through in elementary school.
3. The guy my ex cheated on me with.
4. Queen Latifah (Wife Gangster will be saved!)
5. The person responsible for a hot dog I ate a year ago that was like all blackened and crap and refused to give me a refund.

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 07:08 PM

Haven't seen the movie, but I'll have a go at one anyway.

In no particular order:

1 The dickhole that made fun of me throughout elementary school
2 Dickhole's friend
3 Dickhole's friend
4 Dickhole's friend
5 Dickhole's friend

Umm, yeah. I hit a block after number one.

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 01:18 AM

Hmm... toughy...

1. The Archytypal Grayface
2. Modern Pop-culture (Just MTV won't do it)
3. Karl Rove
4. That stupid bald guy in Airplane that managed to ruin the delivery of nonsensical lines EVERY TIME
5. Voldo (CHEAP BASTARD!)

This post has been edited by Slade: 09 August 2005 - 01:20 AM

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 04:52 AM

Tricky narrowing it down to 5. Here goes:

1. This guy
2. And this guy
3. This guy too
4. Daniel Malmadahl, i.e. This guy
5. And the bloke who decided to plant his knuckle-duster on my face a few times for no good reason several years ago, I'm coming for you pal! (He hasn't got a web entry).

#7 Despondent

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 10:41 AM

Why not just wait it out? Everyone Dies.

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 10:43 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Aug 9 2005, 04:41 PM)

Why not just wait it out? Everyone Dies.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Pah, you sound just like my Mother.

#9 Dorothy

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 10:54 AM

'Tis true that everyone dies, but who would you like to see with their faces waffle-stomped?

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 04:42 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Aug 9 2005, 12:08 AM)

1 The dickhole that made fun of me throughout elementary school
2 Dickhole's friend
3 Dickhole's friend
4 Dickhole's friend
5 Dickhole's friend

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A Problem that could easily be resolved with a few pipebombs.

I'll be waiting to see your face on the news FD.

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:41 PM

1. Jennifer Lopez.
2. Rose P Hancock.
3. Fred Durst.
4. the jamster frog
5. Paul Bettany (nothing personal, i like him, but he married Jennifer Connelly)

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#12 Despondent

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Aug 8 2005, 02:55 PM)

people or things that need to die

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll bite.

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#13 barend

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Posted 10 August 2005 - 12:51 AM

^^hippies^^

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Posted 10 August 2005 - 12:59 AM

Barend - your reasoning is sound. But then I'd have to kill you.
My list -
1) The single most vile human being I have ever met.
2) The second most vile human being I have ever met.
3) A guy I never met who is languishing in prison for murder.
4) The Jamster Frog.
5) Any name drawn from an extremely large hat full of bastards.