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#16
barend 
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 01:58 AM
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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#17
Despondent
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 12:56 PM
Conservative deemed a Hippee by Barend. Yippee!
#18
barend
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 08:01 PM
i thought you'd like that 
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#19
Slade
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 12:08 AM
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! HULK SMASH! (Or something to that effect.) FROG MUST DIE!
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#20
barend
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 12:47 AM
fuck the frog.... we'll never find his secret bunker...
let's just kill everyone who uses the ringtone or dances to his songs...
c'mon... you know you want to..
let's just kill everyone who uses the ringtone or dances to his songs...
c'mon... you know you want to..
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#21
Emu
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 10:34 PM
My Death List
-annoying people who have loud, extensive conversations on their cell phones
-annoying people who need to stand in the middle of the road/hallway in a large group, oblivious to those who are trying to walk by
-The evil, evil, EVIL people who develop spyware
-Repeat offenders of the terrible crime of mixing up the words 'affect' and 'effect'
-Paris Hilton
-annoying people who have loud, extensive conversations on their cell phones
-annoying people who need to stand in the middle of the road/hallway in a large group, oblivious to those who are trying to walk by
-The evil, evil, EVIL people who develop spyware
-Repeat offenders of the terrible crime of mixing up the words 'affect' and 'effect'
-Paris Hilton
This post has been edited by Emu: 11 August 2005 - 10:35 PM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#22
barend
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 11:32 PM
to all the people who want to kill paris hilton...
i want to do other stuff to her first...
i want to do other stuff to her first...
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#23
SimeSublime
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 12:37 AM
QUOTE (Emu @ Aug 12 2005, 11:34 AM)
My Death List
...
-Repeat offenders of the terrible crime of mixing up the words 'affect' and 'effect'
...
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-Repeat offenders of the terrible crime of mixing up the words 'affect' and 'effect'
...
Oh come on, we're not that bad.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#24
Slade
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 03:41 AM
You know that your pleas won't affect anything, Simewise. (Sorry, I had to.)
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#25
Emu
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 11:26 PM
QUOTE (SimeSublime)
Oh come on, we're not that bad.
No actually you're not really, it's just a random thing that gets on my nerves.Edit: *notices thecomplaining thread* NNyYyaaAaaArrRrr *twitch*
*steps away from the arsenic*
This post has been edited by Emu: 12 August 2005 - 11:33 PM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#26
Zatoichi
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:59 AM
All pertain to where I work.
1. Customers who say no to what you must suggestive sell and then get that item anyways.
2. Customers who pull up to the drive through pad, and then begin to figure out what to order. The menu board can be read without pulling all of the way up.
3. Customers who wait approximately two seconds on the drive through pad before shouting hello into the speaker box. Or they just beep the friggin horn, which causes much pain to ears.
4. Customers who order tons of stuff, have everything prepared with speed and excellence, and don't tip. If I bothered to remember who these people were, I would at least spit in their drinks.
5. The owner of the store who is a stingy bastard, and an asshole to everyone. Luckily I hardly ever see him. I see his kids a lot though. They all have very little respect whatsoever. But, his daughters are all extremely hot, outright bitches, but hot. To top it all off the motherfucker is a millionaire and still an asshole to everyone.
The worst part is that all of the people mentioned fill at least two spots on the list, including the owner.
If I am lucky, I won't be working here much longer.
1. Customers who say no to what you must suggestive sell and then get that item anyways.
2. Customers who pull up to the drive through pad, and then begin to figure out what to order. The menu board can be read without pulling all of the way up.
3. Customers who wait approximately two seconds on the drive through pad before shouting hello into the speaker box. Or they just beep the friggin horn, which causes much pain to ears.
4. Customers who order tons of stuff, have everything prepared with speed and excellence, and don't tip. If I bothered to remember who these people were, I would at least spit in their drinks.
5. The owner of the store who is a stingy bastard, and an asshole to everyone. Luckily I hardly ever see him. I see his kids a lot though. They all have very little respect whatsoever. But, his daughters are all extremely hot, outright bitches, but hot. To top it all off the motherfucker is a millionaire and still an asshole to everyone.
The worst part is that all of the people mentioned fill at least two spots on the list, including the owner.
If I am lucky, I won't be working here much longer.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#27
SimeSublime
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 07:44 AM
Regarding that list:
1. Employers who make their employee's suggestive sell.
2. Employers who pay their staff so low that they have to rely on tips.
I hate the idea of compulsory tipping. A tip is supposed to be given only for absolutly outstanding service, not the norm. Why should we give you a bonus just for doing your job. That's what your employer is supposed to pay you for. As such, any employer who excpects their staff to take tips to make up for shoddy pay is detestable.
1. Employers who make their employee's suggestive sell.
2. Employers who pay their staff so low that they have to rely on tips.
I hate the idea of compulsory tipping. A tip is supposed to be given only for absolutly outstanding service, not the norm. Why should we give you a bonus just for doing your job. That's what your employer is supposed to pay you for. As such, any employer who excpects their staff to take tips to make up for shoddy pay is detestable.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#28
Dorothy
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 09:07 AM
I agree with you Sime. I used to work for this cheap old geezer who only paid minimum wage. The thing was, usually cooks are paid better, but this guy made the cooks split the tips with the waitresses. So if you worked with a bad waitress, you got paid less. It was very bad, and it made me sad inside. But tipping should definately be on a case by case basis, and only if your server did their job well.
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This post has been edited by Dorothy: 16 August 2005 - 09:08 AM
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"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#29
WalkingCarpet
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 09:20 AM
I used to work as a chef at a place where none of the tips were split with the kitchen staff.
Even at Christmas when the tips bowl went out onto the bar, nothing.
But I made them pay all right.......mwah hah hah hah!
Even at Christmas when the tips bowl went out onto the bar, nothing.
But I made them pay all right.......mwah hah hah hah!
#30
Despondent
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 10:16 AM
Zatoichi, that's just a reflection of your being smart enough to run the drive thru. It is the hardest position though.
Yet I'm saddenned to read of folk's expectorating in peoples food/drink. Dammit, I earned my money and I deserve what I'm paying for. the guy who spits earns his money and expects his hundred cents to the dollar.
Maybe I'll sneeze on my money next time. Or lick on it. Or worse.
Yet I'm saddenned to read of folk's expectorating in peoples food/drink. Dammit, I earned my money and I deserve what I'm paying for. the guy who spits earns his money and expects his hundred cents to the dollar.
Maybe I'll sneeze on my money next time. Or lick on it. Or worse.