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DEBAUCHERY! AS PROMISED!

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 02:12 AM

Ok, here's the debauchery I promised you guys.

http://jmhofman.tripod.com/id79.html

I put off doing this for a long time and when you read it you'll understand why. I feel so dirty...

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 02:19 AM

My mind is dirtier than that every minute of the day, though it's less wierd and specific. But read, folks. It is funny!
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 01:03 PM

note to self: make news story "slade revealed to be pervert"

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 11:22 PM

Dammit! I dont be writin these articles just for Slade's benefit! Reply, ye ravenous dogs, or no more articles!

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 10:58 AM

That was funny where Mr. Fetish started talking to you.

Are you guys (Sime and Slade) going to do any more articles?
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:03 AM

Yeah, but I'm really friggin' lazy and uninspired most of the time.
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:27 PM

Summer does that to a website, I find. The fucking hassle I had last July coming up with material, AND this July...
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 07:16 PM

Yeah, it's too hot for me to sit at the computer and type. I havn't even been able to sling a decent insult at you, you... foot... strawberry...

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 08:35 AM

Sorry, I've been lost in KotOR2, AGFW and Morrowind lately. Though I am this very minute researching my latest article.

But could you guys at least comment on them in future? My last one had 0 replies. Even if the article is crap, it's nice to know.

In this case, JM, I think you did a mighty fine job. Just stay away from that man's pants. Yes, even if he puts money in there.
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Posted 02 August 2005 - 02:56 PM

Especially if he puts money in there.
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Posted 02 August 2005 - 04:23 PM

I liked Sime's article enough to post it on the site, so yeah people should comment on it, and I don't like to have to be the one commenting on the articles on my own site too much.

Speaking of which, as soon as I finish the third debauchery article I'll be putting up a new article by Sime which kicks ass and which everyone aught to read.

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 04:43 PM

Your site seems to have gotten past my computer's defenses. I'm getting the same pop-ups every time I go there, and that means spyware got through.

I say it's Chyld's fault!
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Posted 02 August 2005 - 10:32 PM

I agree, Saint Floppydisk, and I'll address this problem in the next update coming tonight.

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 09:27 AM

Look what happened when I tried to access your site through the school network.



Too awesome for words.

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 11:15 AM

Fuckin ay man! Now I can add "Saint Floppydisk's school" to China on the list of entities that ban me!

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