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And a wine cooler for Sime!
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J m HofMarN 
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 10:29 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 26 August 2005 - 10:56 AM
Snargle snargle yargle...
When are you posting the mail I sent you? The guys not mailing me back, it's been three days.
When are you posting the mail I sent you? The guys not mailing me back, it's been three days.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:22 AM
I'd like Guinness in bottles (do they even dare to ruin it by placing it in cans?), and Absolut/Gray Goose vodka, please.
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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:48 PM
Hurmph.
*passes out drinks*
*passes out drinks*
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 27 August 2005 - 10:55 PM
I'll get your article posted as soon as I can. This week has been hectic to say the least. It should be up maybe sunday or monday
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 08:12 AM
Guiniss in cans is good, Slade. The bottles are rather new here so I haven't tried them.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 12:26 PM
Oh by the way Sime, I made the newest member of the JPCBLS your personal groomer, so I'm sure he can get you drinks too.
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 08:16 PM
I got 1337 h4xor grooming skills yo!
First things first, Sime, I reccomend you wear your green drinking kimono more often.
First things first, Sime, I reccomend you wear your green drinking kimono more often.
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 09:06 PM
Alright, Saint Floppydisk's second article is up. The rest of you go do something, I'm not not paying you to sit about.
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 09:42 PM
You're not paying us at all!
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QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 28 August 2005 - 10:01 PM
What do you mean Floppy? JM just paid personally for my trip to the Vatican to do hidden camera pranks on the pope.
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 12:39 AM
You didn't read the post very well, I think you've temporarily lost INT from hanging around crazy arsed Christians.
Icey- I did what now? No wonder that thousand dollars is missing! Damn you!
Icey- I did what now? No wonder that thousand dollars is missing! Damn you!
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 04:33 AM
I'm calling an emergency council of the JPCBLS and all other JP writers. The enemy is clear. Until now I thought that www.godhatesfags.com was just a normal crazy arsed Christian site. But they're not. Remember in an update I wrote I mentioned some lunatic Christians blaming the deaths in Iraq on gay people? That was them. The church behind this website is the same one behind this news story.
http://www.usatoday....y-funeral_x.htm
Our course is clear. Every member of the JPCBLS must email these bastards and SHOW them the LIGHT. They've GOTTEn me so worked up I'm starting to talk like one of the SAINTS as well! I intend to make this a pretty big deal, and I hope to enlist other sites in the battle against these guys.
http://www.usatoday....y-funeral_x.htm
Our course is clear. Every member of the JPCBLS must email these bastards and SHOW them the LIGHT. They've GOTTEn me so worked up I'm starting to talk like one of the SAINTS as well! I intend to make this a pretty big deal, and I hope to enlist other sites in the battle against these guys.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 08:08 AM
Truly, these guys are insane.
When I get home, I'll do some investigating and try to contact these guys.
When I get home, I'll do some investigating and try to contact these guys.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 12:40 PM
Thank you Saint Floppydisk, I'm putting all my articles on hold so I can start posting some about these psychos. I'm still pretty stunned by the picture of Mathew Sheppard they have.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.