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Posted 30 July 2005 - 01:52 AM

Today I want to announce the founding of the JPCBLS. Current members are Saint Floppydisk and Saint Otal, congratulations to both of you, I look forward to publishing your work on JP. I'll make an update and section on the site as soon as I get some stuff to post.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 02:09 AM

Gotta be honest, I think it's too petty and easy to warrant a squad. See any of the God threads in the debate club.
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 01:06 PM

Oh Slade! Those are just normal Christians. The lazer squad is going to send email to crazy Christians who run crazy websites and ask them to put up all sorts of weird stuff on their sites so that the gods of the internet don't destroy them. Now that's innovative!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 10:36 AM

Sorry I haven't done anything yet, but I've been pretty busy. Two days ago I fell asleep at 7:00 cause I was tired, then yesterday I spent the whole day with my family. I'll get to it soon.
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:12 PM

No hurry, you're the captain of the lazer squad, you can do what you want now! Even the site writers must bow to your power!

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:09 AM

Ok, you win. Go for it. Though it's supposed to be spelled Laser, because it's an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emmission of Radiation.
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 11:13 AM

That's why you're the editor and I'm just the... word... making... thing.

Anyhow who's up for some Christian Baiting!

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 11:39 AM

As soon as I find one of those websites.
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:13 PM

I think Saint Floppydisk has a few in mind, I don't really know where any regularly updated crazy christian sites are.

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:26 PM

I've been lazy lately. I need to mail those crazy seceding christians.
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 07:28 PM

ok, the JPCBLS page is up, so in return you guys better get some work done. I found this site in the google ads, attack, my lazer squad of doom!

http://heaventour.org

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 07:32 PM

Let me just say that the scroll bar thing made me a little sick...
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 07:52 PM

Holy crap! That scroll bar is made for people on drugs!
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Posted 22 August 2005 - 07:56 PM

What precisely am I supposed to say? Being one of your saints is pretty hard. Normal ones just have to die in a painful manner. By the way, should I give my e-mail, or yours? I decided to use mine for this one, but what about later.

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:00 PM

The writing for the site is terrible from what I saw, and sitting around worshipping god all day dosnt sound too good at all. Like all crazy Christians you'll notice that they point out that homosexuality is the biggest sin you can commit. Seriously, its at the top of their list.

Otal- Do whatever you want to get in touch with them, I'm not a part of the lazer squad though. As soon as you've had your fun with them just send me a transcript or review of their site and I'll post it.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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