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Potter 'gives children headaches' Thursday, October 30, 2003

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Posted 30 October 2003 - 01:44 PM

Potter 'gives children headaches'

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is nearly 900 pages long
Children are getting migraine headaches by reading the latest Harry Potter book, a Washington doctor has said. Dr Howard Bennett said three children have complained of headaches caused by the physical stress of reading the 870-page Order of the Phoenix.


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Posted 30 October 2003 - 01:47 PM

Maybe they should force J.K. Rowling to make the next book shorter, Nate. Why must you simply ridicule the suffering that these children go through?

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Posted 30 October 2003 - 07:08 PM

I can see how this must happen though. All those poor kids being dragged away from their TVs in order to actively engage their imaginations by "reading" the words on the page and having to synaptically translate those words into visual imagery in order to "see" what's going on. It must be even harder for them coming to terms with the concept that they actually "want" to pick up this brick of paper and wade through it.

I personally think that is what is causing their headaches. Simple confusion. They just don't know how this archaic form of communication can be taking them away from their more passive forms of communication. Couple this with the additional firing of the imaginative synapses and you've put these poor things into overload.

Can't wait to see the first law suit or which pharmaceutical produces the drug specifically designed to combat this new illness.

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Posted 30 October 2003 - 07:19 PM

When I was young, and of the age to enjoy that sort of book, I was reading far beyond my own reading level. If I'd had Harry Potter books back then, I probably would've done the same thing I do now and brush them off as complete and utter nonsense.
Maybe the kids just all need glasses?
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Post icon  Posted 30 October 2003 - 08:05 PM

Look, the Harry Potter books are great. GREAT!
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Posted 31 October 2003 - 10:26 AM

Didn't you write an article about how you didn't like the latest Harry Potter?
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Posted 31 October 2003 - 01:45 PM

I think Jen was speaking for the Harry Potter books as a whole. And I don't see why they're pure and utter nonsense. I liked the first one, and never read the others, but they seem to be good old fashioned children's book fun. I don't know about everyone else, but I don't think a book that uses simpler vocabulary is necessarily not any good. I'm pretty sure I read Narnia and the like when I was above the reading level, and they were enjoyable, none the less.
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Posted 01 November 2003 - 03:53 AM

Hey all,

I've read THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX and I agree with Jen's premature comments and everything she quoted from the Amazon review. The fact is, HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE really packed a lot in: there was a mystery; there were many characters to introduce; there was an ancient conflict of good versus evil; there were genuine extremes of suspense and pathos sure to turn pages and draw the occasional tear; and naturally there was an entire world not entirely unlike our own but nevertheless unfamiliar enough to need all manner of description. This Rowling pulled off in a few hundred pages.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX, at more than twice the length of the original, is completely lacking in story. It's nothing but a series of false starts and innuendoes; every time Rowling bothers to offer up a mystery, she resolves it a few pages later, not always tidily but every time with a minimum of interest or surprise. The one thing she ever does hold back from us is the meaning of Harry's dreams, and when the meaning is revealed it's completely without ceremony or drama. Suddenly Harry is off and running, there's a big fight, and someone dies and we're supposed to care. That this character only dies because Harry forgot to open a mysterious package given to him at the beginning of the novel (frankly, this is so impossible to accept I just may not read the next novel) is more a testament to Rowling's "I'm a millionaire now" sloppiness than anything else.

The last two HARRY POTTER novels have been weakly edited, with narrative difficulties that would have troubled me as a child. The thing is, I didn't mind so much with THE GOBLET OF FIRE, since Rowling saw fit to develop Harry as a character as well, enticing us with his earliest forays into adolescent romance. She even chose to develop Ron and Hermione, and the kids seemed pretty interesting all of a sudden, and no longer simple plot vectors and stereotypes. And all of this stuff was such fun that I didn't mind her somewhat ridiculous plotting. In ORDER OF THE PHEONIX, Rowling has inexplicably managed to spend 700 pages on developing these characters, and yet simultaneously has managed to move them forward in no chartable way. Harry's entire school year is spent failing to develop a romance with one fellow student, and every upset he suffers is based on the two failing to communicate their feelings. I felt as though I was reading the screenplay to a Richard Linklater film, except that of course, for all its sterility, such a thing would have oozed wit and charm and occasionally surprising insight.

While plowin through the novel, I couldn't help but think of the film series. THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS is loads of fun, and it came in just under three hours because the filmmakers didn't know what to cut. PRISONER OF AZKABAN will have similar troubles, while GOBLET OF FIRE may be completely unfilmable as a single entity. ORDER OF THE PHONIX, however, is the STAR TREK 3 of the HARRY POTTER series. Whoever makes that one could easily trim it down to 88 minutes and noone would even notice the missing scenes.

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Posted 03 November 2003 - 07:51 AM

I guess I just can't bring myself to enjoy a children's book about wizards and witches and so forth.
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Posted 09 November 2003 - 03:01 PM

They're good books, just give them a chance.

The Order of the Pheonix was long I will admit, but good books nonetheless.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 11:41 AM

QUOTE (Bananer @ Nov 9 2003, 03:01 PM)
They're good books, just give them a chance.

The Order of the Pheonix was long I will admit, but good books nonetheless.

They are good books. Very good books. smile.gif
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