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Posted 29 July 2005 - 06:51 PM

No, he's a guy. Just look (nicked from his blog, if you couldn't tell)
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:26 PM

After considerable additional information has reached me, and after I have watched more reality tv shows than two episodes, I have decided that reality tv and wrestling are about equal. I do have a proposal for a survivor show that I think would be quite entertaining- leave the contestants in a deserted area of Australia for a month (I mean, completely deserted and hopefully near warm brackish water) and make the challenges more and more danagerous (challenges are just extra- they still have to find their own food and water) until you have only one survivor, then give the winner medical attention as their prize. The celebrity edition would be especially fun to watch. Apparantly, the only member of the spice girls who was actually named after a spice (other than just putting the word "spice" after their name, which is just stupid) admitted to never having read a book in her life. This might show you the extent to which these people live in the real world and what might happen if they find a pretty shell in a warm freshwater stream connecting with the ocean...
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 11:36 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Aug 29 2005, 10:26 PM)
Apparantly, the only member of the spice girls who was actually named after a spice (other than just putting the word "spice" after their name, which is just stupid) admitted to never having read a book in her life.

I thought it was Posh who admitted that recently, not Ginger. Reported here by our own crappy news team:

http://www.chefelf.c...?showtopic=4104

There have been some reality shows that were not game shows, shows that just focused on some period of a person's life or that tried to make some point or other. I have a soft spot for the ones that show people how to do their gardens or how to dress better.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 02:26 AM

Suvivor 1 = best show ever.

The girl in my avatar is the love of my life, next to Hudson, and she's from the pagong tribe from season 1 survivor.

Ah, the memories of watching her walk around in a skimpy bathing suit.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 12:08 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but my REAL life is always full of mundane challenges to win cheap prizes.

Reality TV is as real as Santa Claus.
Or Paris Hilton, take your pick.
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 04:53 AM

QUOTE (thehitman @ Aug 30 2005, 06:08 PM)
Reality TV is as real as Santa Claus.
Or Paris Hilton, take your pick.


Er, Paris Hilton please.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:35 AM

i'll have one of those.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:03 AM

Reality TV is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Paris Hilton, in my humble opinion, is DISGUSTING.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:03 AM

There's a woman(Girl?) in my neighborhood who is the spitting image of Paris Hilton. She always hangs around the bikepath. Rebecca and I think she's a hooker.
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 06:08 PM

On a bikepath? That may not work out all that well for her.
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