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Posted 24 July 2005 - 12:12 AM

I was in michagin a month ago and decided to attempt a new feat. i attempted to drink 20 liters of mountain dew in 24 hours. i failed miserabley. after only 5 liters in about 30 min. i barfed it all up. I came to the conclusion that Mountaind Dew is trying to tell me something. tonight i have serious stomach pains from drinking only a glass. maybe i shouldnt drink it anymore. im in a serious debate with myself. What r your thoughts?
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 12:20 AM

i thought i told you not to mention mountain dew again....

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 01:06 AM

Maybe you have an ulcer or something.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 05:55 AM

Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods. I love Mountain Dew, I do, I really love Mountain Dew? Do you? Mountain Dew? Me too!
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 06:21 AM

Foul swill.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 06:43 AM

Tastes like something you put into a washing machine.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 07:31 AM

And as we all know, the Icelanders are prudent connoisseurs of stuff that gets put into washing machines.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 07:33 AM

I could easily go on for several paragraphs about how this topic proves that the human race is utterly doomed, however I think I'll just let you all come to those conclusions on your own.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 09:59 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 24 2005, 12:20 AM)
i thought i told you not to mention mountain dew again....

:angry:
When was that? you made a truce with mountain dew remember?
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 10:00 AM

I hate soda drinks. But I agree with Barend, all this Mountain Dew yelling is getting annoying.

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 10:33 AM

*falls in under barends flag*

The only drinks worth making this much fuss around are good beer, absinthe, and perhaps some interesting chemicals I might make when I get a meth lab and a teapot.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 11:54 AM

I was at a LAN yesterday, and bought unlimited soda for 5 bucks. After drinking 20 glasses of Orange stuff, I began to feel sick. Plus I was hungry, and raiding the local KFC didn't help. It got better later, but when I started drinking again, I got stomach cramps cause I hadn't eatan anything for 7 hours. The moral is don't drink soda on an empty stomach.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 01:46 PM

Who actually drinks that much pop? Jesus, your digestive tract must be on the verge of complete failure.
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 02:14 PM

Thinking about the original premise of this thread, Reven, you said the challenge was 20l in 24h? That could easily have worked out as 5/6l per hour, which probably would have been easier than trying to skull 1/4 of your days Dew in half an hour. And with that, I close by saying "Yeah, what the Heccman said".
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 06:14 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Jul 24 2005, 09:59 AM)
When was that? you made a truce with mountain dew remember?


QUOTE (barend @ Jul 21 2005, 01:28 AM)
if you say mountain dew one more time your banned!

found here: if one was to meet lucas and other thoughts,
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