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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#5551 User is offline   David-kyo Icon

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:05 PM

Complaint. While trying to pack some of my stuff up the gallery (or loft, or whatever) standing on a massive-looking oak chair of ours, it turned out that the chair wasn't exactly as massive as it had looked, and one of its legs escaped. Cracked my rib when I fell right on the top of the back of the chair with my side, then sprained an ankle after I ragdollized on the ground.

It jolly well hurts.
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:58 AM

If anyone's watched the weather lately, you've probably heard a little something about Hurricane Gustav heading up the Gulf. Naturally, after all that happened with Katrina and Rita, everybody in south Louisiana is packing up and getting ready to be royally spanked by Gustav. One of my brothers and his fiance - who live in New Orleans - are driving way upstate right now, and here in Lake Charles, we're trying to get everything ready to ship out tomorrow and go...I don't really know where; away from here.

I really hate hurricanes.
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 01:25 PM

Wow, that sucks. My orientation was pushed back a day because a tropical storm was expected to hit the college head on, but it never showed. My home town got more than 24 hours of rain, though.
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 08:05 PM

Dear diary. Why do I have urges to dye male genitalia in green hues?
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:12 AM

Because you're Icey, that's why. Also, vegetables.

Goddamnit, I hate not having a job, not knowing how to actually get a job, and the slow realisation I'm not going to be able to move out before I'm 25 at this rate.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 12:02 PM

Did you graduate from Uni finally man?

In other news, a crazy girl has started stalking me. She has a boyfriend. I was freaking out yesterday trying to avoid them, because she basically has him on a leash wherever she goes. It's a small campus, so I can't avoid them forever.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 01:26 PM

Who, me? Yeah, and I'm discovering a low-scoring degree in Philosophy/Creative Writing might as well be printed on toilet paper and inked with what's on the toilet paper, as far as jobs go.

And that's an unusual stalker configuration. May I suggest using ladyfriends as ablative armour? Or long pointy sticks for poking?
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:25 PM

Hit on the boyfriend in front of her, she'll either be mortified or ask you in for some private time with the two of them.

I've had that stalker girl bullshit go on, it's a hard thing to shake off. Have you confronted her?
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 05:46 PM

Chyld: At least in the States, the only career path that uses that degree is Grad School -> Masters -> College Professor -> Publications supplementing teaching income.

Floppy: Hide in a male bathroom stall. If she comes in there, call your campus safety on her.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:06 PM

Complaint: My life sucks pretty hard right now. That is all.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:46 PM

OOoooh... Stalkers are no fun. Wait. Are they both stalking you?

Usually I just hide or move or change my name or hire a body guard. Or hide. Mostly, hiding is what I do.

Complaint: My boss decided that we have had enough of the air conditioner for this year, and he said to shut it off. And it is hot today. Bleh.
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 01:41 PM

At least he didn't cut your pay to compensate for the higher electric bill of running the AC!

Complaint: It's already mid-Sunday, and there's some kind of high-pitched whining noise somewhere in my room, but I can't find it, and it bores into my brain when I wake up in the morning (or afternoon, if it's a weekend tongue.gif).
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:24 PM

It's ok, except sometimes my office smells like a locker room. Bleh.

I mean, woo!
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 10:01 PM

Why is it so freaking hard to organize 6 people to fill atable at the Bavarian Bier Cafe of the tapping of the keg?!?

Seriously...

Sure, it's hard to be somewhere at 6pm, but why is everyone working so late? When did everyone let this happen? Slaves!

YOu should be all getting drunk for Oktoberfest damnit!!!


Grrr...
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:46 AM

Oh, right, it's Oktoberfest time again - anyone coming over? smile.gif

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