[Deepsycher]

If I am at a dinner table eating my food and I put my hands underneath the chair I don't like the fact that I have to go to the bathroom and a couple of weeks ago in a cafe I won't put my hands where I can't see them.

[Bond]

Um... Deep, you've really confused me, now.

[Deepsycher]

I went to a pub when I was on a trip which I walked out of due to their unfair pricing of food.

When I put my hands under the chair to help me move forward my finger stumbed on gooey peace of gum. I went to toilet to clean it out under a hot tap. It wouldn't be hygenic pickup up food with the fingers when it comes incontact with someone elses sylvia and germs breathing from that from however long.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 10 August 2007 - 08:19 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

EDIT: Never mind to that last bit.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 10 August 2007 - 08:21 PM

[looktothesky]

I went to a pub when I was on a trip which I walked out of due to their unfair pricing of food.

When I put my hands under the chair to help me move forward my finger stumbed on gooey peace of gum. I went to toilet to clean it out under a hot tap. It wouldn't be hygenic pickup up food with the fingers when it comes incontact with someone elses sylvia and germs breathing from that from however long.

That happened to me before in class. My finger wandered on the desk, and suddenly I felt something soft and wet.. gross. Luckily class was just starting so I had time to run out and wash my hands -- but it's such a disgusting feeling.

Worse yet is when you're at a movie theatre, and the floor's so sticky you make noises as you walk across it.

[Deepsycher]

The last time I went to the cinema I had a paranoia with checking the seats because I sat on a dish of some salsa or some red sauce a year before that. I missed out on some of the film as I was cleaning the back of my trousers in the toilet.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 10 August 2007 - 08:33 PM

[Bond]

I spilled soda on myself in a darkened movie theatre.

[Mirithorn]

Meh, I operate under the assumption that I'm pretty unlikely to catch a fatal disease off food someone dropped on the ground (or stuck to the bottom of a table). It's worked for me so far.

Then again, I've used a laptop in a bathtub before. Perhaps my idea of what is safe is a little skewed.

[Bond]

I've got no one to talk to.

"Now I'm half the man I used to be, I believe in yesterday..."

[Bond]

I've just had a horrible night. Of all the damnable luck in the world, I got booted off of MuggleNet because of too much "chit chat" on threads. I didn't even flame!

I feel miserable.

[Jane Sherwood]

Soooooo...basically they kicked you off for doing EXACTLY what you do here?

Why not try finding a Harry Potter chat room? Then you can go to town.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 12 August 2007 - 12:08 PM

[Bond]

Well, I did stay on topic, and I was knowledgable about the subject, but apparently I made too many asides. Should have quit while I was ahead...

[Cobnat]

Why not try finding a Harry Potter chat room?

Now that’s mean; no one deserves that kind of punishment.

[Jane Sherwood]

...

...Wait, yes, you're right. That is painful. Forget I suggested it.

[Bond]

Well, now I've got no one to talk to about the more technical, in-jokey details of Harry Potter...