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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#4291 Vesuvius

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 01:11 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ Nov 28 2006, 02:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I like food. it would save me some time if I could photosynthesize. but food is so delicious. why wouldn't you want to eat it?

For some reason when I read this, it sounded like Gir from Invader Zim was saying it, and I started laughing. Dunno why... Nicely put Emu.

#4292 Gobbler

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 02:02 PM

Must... resist... urge to revive the old Gir-avatar...

*fails*

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#4293 Emu

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (Sime)

Sometimes eating is inconvenient. If I've been working all day, the last thing I want to do when I come home is make something to eat. It's too much like work. Eating then becomes a chore.

agreed. it is at times like those that I think it would be convenient to be able to photosynthesize. making things to eat can be a chore, but food is still delicious.

This post has been edited by Emu: 28 November 2006 - 02:08 PM

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#4294 David-kyo

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 03:22 PM

*Utterly fails to resist the urge to nitpick at other people's post*

The problem with photosynthesizing after you'd been working all day and can't be arsed to make the food is that even plants can only do that during the day.

#4295 Gobbler

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 03:36 PM

Wrong emoticon. This one would have been more accurate:

Oh dear, here I go nitpicking other people's post, too. Well, I guess I deserve this

then.

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#4296 Emu

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 04:13 PM

well, as for that, you could photosynthesize while you're working during the day, if you are near enough to a window.

#4297 SimeSublime

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:42 PM

*Bows to Emu*
Thank you kindly.

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#4298 Zatoichi

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:47 PM

I really should find a way to deny mtyseldf acess to the phone and computer when I've had to much yo drink.

Complaint: Girls suck. If i were attracted to men, i would just be gay. sure you have to deal wyith some crap sometimes, but at least they aren't bitches+ i get to hang out with my homies.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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#4299 Emu

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:09 AM

nuh-uh!

complaint: boys make generalizations.

complaint: fire alarms at 2am the night before a test. it's funny because there's this announcement that comes on before the sirens, instructing us not to use the elevators. which is funny, because our dorm doesn't have elevators.

complaint: I am so not going to learn all this immune system nonsense before the test.

This post has been edited by Emu: 29 November 2006 - 02:10 AM

#4300 Emu

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:48 AM

complaint: BLOODY HELL, a SECOND fire alarm. almost within the edit window of the above post, too. (it wouldn't let me complete the edit ?)

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#4301 Gobbler

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:55 AM

Complaint: Still a few more hours to spend at uni until I'll be able to get to the post-office and retrieve my new hardware.

*sigh*

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#4302 Mirithorn

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 06:13 AM

Complaint: I seem to have a tooth growing in. Which is weird, because I thought my mouth was about as full of teeth as it could be, but apparently not. So now I can't chew comfortably.

EDIT: Spelled "apparent" wrong. Again.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 29 November 2006 - 06:13 AM

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#4303 Vesuvius

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 01:22 PM

Is it a wisdom tooth?

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 01:51 PM

Sometimes I thought there was another tooth growing at the back of my teeth but it was only a bruised gum that slightly appeared ontop of my back tooth.

Talking of fire alarms. The worst situation I can think of is a fire alarm going off whilst having diarrhoea in the toilet.

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#4305 Mirithorn

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 10:31 PM

It would seem to be, although I'm not precisely sure what a wisdom tooth is, but I hear wisdom teeth come in last, and, as I previously stated, if I spontaneously grow any more teeth they'll have to grow off the inside of my cheek, because my jaw's pretty much full of them already.

Edit: Oh, and this morning I was minding my own business trying to brush a tangle as big as a large hamster out of my hair when out of nowhere, my brain (which was minding ITS own business putting random words together in ways that didn't make sense) earnestly informed me that "I swear I just dealed a few times, I never did drugs." I think I need to be more alert about my brains activities and whereabouts at all times in the future.

And this afternoon when someone said "Hey loser!" I looked up. This probably isn't a good sign.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 29 November 2006 - 10:47 PM